Deane Wheeler and his wife Emerelda demonstrate an old French bar dance where the man plays a pimp and the woman a prostitute. Truth. Harvey Weirman bitches at Phil for pulling out of buying Charger tickets.

From Miami Beach, it’s “Tom Cattan’s Health Alert.” Tom tries to reboot in Florida with a new show and a new line of supplements. But his first three guests all accuse him of groping them while they were asleep or doing chin-ups. An encore from February 14, 2018.

Jeff Dowdder demonstrates more of his NFL Highlight Reel narration and play by play audition and gets ripped by the panel. Dr Jim Sadler, on to review Phil’s physical, loses his temper then reveals his wife caught him cheating on her with his receptionist.

This is a classic. Phil and the panel discuss the “agony of defeat” ski jump fall from the open to the old Wide World of Sports show before Jeff Dowdder demonstrates ski jumping at Bare Mountain. That’s right, B-a-r-e. It’s Larry Grover having a real hard time with the Reba McEntire KFC commercials. Larry’s mother meanwhile admits to a lesbian affair. Larry’s humiliated. An encore from February 12, 2018.

Herb Sewell agrees to go on a public television puppet show but gets offended by the wise ass, human-like puppets. Roy Bisky, a former member of the Hershey Squirts hockey team, believes the movie “Slap Shot” was lifted from his life! Professor Emory Clayton talks about Willie O’Ree.

General Gaylen Shaw was going to bring in Pastor Rennick as commentator but the Pastor forgot what movie he wanted to screen. Instead Margaret joins the General for “The Big Combo.”

Phil’s in a bad mood because Brea, right in the middle of his monologue, takes a shit under the desk. Reg in Petaluma’s name is drawn (California!) for those two, ever present passes to A Day At The Races!

Ted Bell from Teds of Beverly Hills guest hosts. He sings a couple of songs with Margaret, does his own Donald Trump “As You Like To Hear Them” impression and screams at a caller.

Ted Bell is fearful Trump may try and pay another visit to Ted’s of Beverly Hills in the next few weeks to outrun bad DC press. ‘I don’t need Ivanka sniffing the butter plates and then giving customers these worried looks.’ Also Jack Armstrong on the latest post Super Bowl football news and retired special forces soldier Daryl Bakeman on the possibility of a big military parade in DC. Encore from February 7, 2018.

Radio consultant abs director of sakes and programming for Kavco Broadcast Enterprises Tom Dovka guest hosts the show and imparts his jacked up ideas on how to best communicate with the audience.