Channel 19’s experiment of making up a news story and seeing how many people catch it falls flat, as Don Berman explains. Jay Santos answers an “emergency” letter and winds up carrying luggage. Dr. Arthur Barn takes exception to a Dracula footwear poll on the @PhilHendrieShow Twitter feed.

With General Shaw and Don Berman, out of sync.

Chris Norton is the special guest host of tonight’s chat and it’s wrecked beyond every conceivable imagining, so wretched is the theme of 1926.

David G. Hall, General Shaw et. al. rip Phil for putting Arse Gardner on the air. Harvey Weirman is looking for a phone charger. Father James McQuarters comments on Sinead O’Conner’s conversion to Islam.

The debut of the Arse Gardner Show, who will never legally change his name and never utter a “filler word” or “discourse marker,” also known as “uh,” “um,” “er,” etc.

Margaret gets Frank Grey on the phone to tell the story of “Jim Champlain” or “Champleen.” Dave Neener of K-BOY dresses in a “The Walking Dead” costume. Dr Jim Sadler counsels Phil after his “mental health days.”

Day two of mental health time, this show is from October of 2014. Topics ranged from protecting our children as jihadists ramp up recruitment, which was led by Bobbie and Steve Dooley, to an interesting offshot which was that the song wasn’t called “Hang Down Your Head, Tom Dooley” but rather “Hang Down your Head, Steve Dooley.” Plus Richie Bougainvillea reports from Kansas City on game two of the World Series.

As Phil takes a mental health day, later we’ll post (for BSP’s only) the Arse Gardner Show but right now this encore from October, 2018. Dr. Arthur Barn, vampire hunter, joins the show ahead of Halloween, and tells everyone he’s now warning people that vampires DON’T exist. Dr. Ed Elcott is in a 12 step program for sex addicts.

General Gaylen Shaw’s guest commentator is Margaret Grey who wants to make sure a movie about Frankenstein’s monster daughter doesn’t “disparage women too much.”

The BSP Chat from around the world.. Japan, Germany, Australia and the USA. The BSP Classic Hour is from October 2000. Margaret Grey joins the program, she has sent a flyer to her neighbors asking not to distribute specific kinds of Halloween candy this year because of her son’s allergies. Phil talks about Barbara Streisand and Al Gore.