Attorney Harvey Weirman guests in this discussion of whether or not "Smonday" (the day after Super Bowl Sunday) should be a national holiday. Ted Bell and Tom Cattan talk about Cattan leaving the health food business, tired of all the crank calls from Phil's listeners giggling at any mention of bananas and cucumbers. The BSP Classic Hour, from January 2006, is with Art Griego who believes the handling of luggage is a courtesy to airline customers. Art says pilots have a right to throw a bag off the plane if they see fit. Hal and Viola even call in to tell Phil they agree with Art.

The Hollywood Improv did not have its recording equipment available last night so unfortunately we have no live show from last night. so we'll roll two Classic Hours instead. First up from September 28, 2001, Lloyd Bonafide saw his wife come out of the shower with a towel on her head and a blowdryer and thought she was a terrorist. Then, from June 30, 2005 Raj Faneen thinks Arabs should get to pay less for gas than non-Arabs.

Professor Emory Clayton joins the show to discuss Kellyanne Conway's nail biting habit. Jack Armstrong and Harvey Weirman make their Super Bowl predictions. And Don Berman doesn't get the part of a newsman in Ron Easley's "Landmine." The BSP Classic Show is an Pastor Rennick epic event from 2002 including Guns and Werewolves, Lying in a Manger and Exploding Baby Jesus.

Dr. Jim Sadler wants to set the record straight. Before there was ever the Rainbow Wig super fan of the seventies, Rollen Stewart, there was Straw Hat Boy, none other than Dr. Sadler himself. Bobbie and Steve Dooley want to make sure the new California heritage license plates are on cars owned by native Californians. The BSP Classic Hour, from December 1999, is a Super Classic with RC Collins, a kid so dumb he's never heard of Pearl Harbor but liked seeing all the explosions on TV.

Phil is back from a stomach ailment he claims was caused by eating at Tom Cattan's "Health Wagon." Margaret begins to graphically describe different kinds of intestinal bugs like the Czechoslovakian Two-Step and the Eurasian Bowel Horror. The BSP Classic Hour is the rarely-heard syndicated columnist Carl Misla, who joins the program to discuss how depressing it is that the American athletes are not being supported in the Olympics. Note: Carl Misla evolved into today's Don Micksa.

General Gaylen Shaw fills in today for Phil Hendrie. The General’s show, “General Gaylen Shaw: Your Move,” brings on guest Larry Grover who has commissioned a new medal based on Donald Trump’s fundraising for veterans. “The Donald J. Trump Service Action Medal” features a relief of Trump “in a business suit and dress shoes” carrying a wounded soldier to safety as bullets fly by. The General thinks it’s a load. Originally aired January 29, 2016. Our BSP Classic Hour from August 2001 is the classic Jeff Dowdder/Jesus’s DNA episode. Dowdder wants Jesus's DNA from the Shroud of Turin so he can clone it in Mexico where it’s legal.

Sorry we're a little late with this folks. They say good things are worth waiting for. Unfortunately, this isn't a good thing. General Shaw and RC Collins present a real scenery-chewing extravaganza!

Don Micksa, investigative reporter, discovers his wretched breath is from eating beef jerky and not flossing. Austin Amarka says Micksa's breath is so funky that it's "an affront to God's law." Bobbie Dooley's says Trump seemingly leaving Melania at the foot of the stairs when meeting the Obamas on Inauguration Day was all according to protocol. The BSP Classic Show is from September 1, 2004. It includes Jay Santos on patrol and harassing motorists who pick their kids up at school but live less than 5 miles away.

It's a BSP chat. People checking in from British Columbia, Philadelphia, Florida, Guam, Dubai and beyond. The BSP Classic Hour is a request from the Friday Chat. It's called "The Game of Thunderbird” from April 2006. Pilot Art Griego talks about a game of "chicken" pilots play in the air with passengers on board.

Jeff Dowdder talks about the decline of snowboard culture, which morphs into General Shaw remembering the time he smoked DMT cured weed in Vietnam. Jackson Armstrong reviews highlights in the career of Tom Clements, former Fighting Irish star and Packer coach. But General Shaw is still in a bad mood about his 'Nam experiences. The BSP Classic Hour features RC Collins, who is upset because he was bidding on a Syrian insurgent skull on eBay and the item was removed.