It's time for Sunday services with Dr Ed Elcott! ELCOTT gets leveled by the Overlords repeatedly and Jerry, his engineer, talks him into considering beating up Jay Mohr.

Another Saturday Cinema with Phil! This time it's Bela Lugosi in the classic "The Phantom Creeps."

Phil chats with BSPs about things like, "What does the 'H' in 'Jesus H Christ' stand for?" Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from June 13 2005, Herb Sewell comments on the Michael Jackson acquittal saying many of the men he was incarcerated with “for various perversions” wonder if now, with this verdict, the “light is green” for perverts...

Talk Show Host Pete Bone interviews a political rival, Bob Nozzle, who comes to the studio and assaults Pete. Also guesting is candidate Elvis Shurrock. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from June 10 2004, Bob Green is CEO of a new sports channel, Sports Eye, that features only white athletes.

Bobbie & Steve Dooley talk about singer Bobby Brown's claim that he had sex with a ghost. Deane Wheeler is having a bad week as Wheeler Resort is in disrepair because Deane's spending too much time following the presidential race. Steve Bosell and his daughter April Jr have to deal with a young dancer on TV throwing up all over Paula Abdul. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from June 9 2003, Ted Bell plans to open a wine bar while hosting a grad night at his restaurant and says parents need to trust his good judgement.

Phil presents, by request, a marathon of improvised and spontaneous goof commercials from the show over the last month... Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from June 10 2002, RC Collins is shook up about news about dirty bombs and says that he’ll fight in the Marines as long as he doesn’t have to "fight in no radiation war."

The show careens from talking with Karen Deauville and her clan, people that, Margaret Grey notes, should never be too far from a log cabin, to Larry Grover's various humiliations, including his ex-wife speeding off to a honeymoon hideaway with one of her new, younger husbands. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from June 8 2001, Margaret Grey says that if you don’t love your kids enough to take them on a Disney cruise, then you let them down.

It's the August Selson Sexual Exploration Hour. A psychotic, self-styled sex guru stuck in an alternate 1970s, August and his imaginary girlfriend Lady Beth author "booklets" and "pamphlets" on sex positions, diseases, and politics and come on the podcast to blow a lot of hot air about same. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from June 7 2000, Colleen Kristen Brewster says she cheats on her fiancé because he gave her a “very dissapointing” 2-carat platinum setting engagement ring.

Phil was live at the Hollywood Improv last night, so we're featuring a full classic show for today's podcast from June 5, 2000. Chris Norton reports on the Erotica LA Adult Entertainment convention, PTA President Bobbie Dooley promotes the use of a siren to notify kids when their grandparents are around, and Jeff Dowder calls in to talk about Joe Rogan, who he claims was crying on TV about how great the Lakers game was.