Reverend Dave Castorini thinks shark attacks signal the "End Times." Phil gets Chef Carl Chodillia and Bob Green together to talk about their philosophies of food. Bob had Carl into his store for a book signing and the Chef's weight busted out a chair and some shelves. RC Collins has graduated Bradley and discusses his future.

Bob Green tells Phil about Frazier Foods' Fourth of July picnic specials, including a melon the size of a grape.

Herb Sewell and Chris Norton both try to explain how one gets a female prison employee interested enough to help one bust out of prison... And Tom Cattan's "Hollywood Memories" explains very badly why the Grauman's Chinese Theater ushers stopped wearing "Chinese eunuch costumes."

Don Berman from Channel 19 News is secretly taped on set calling his co-anchor, Leslie Accardi, "a cheap guinea" and he has to explain... Jay Santos is in upstate New York with the Citizens Auxiliary Police, and with nothing to do they're "playing grab ass and throwing Mountain Dew bottles at each other."

Phil talks with Bobbie and Steve Dooley about the gated community in McKinney, and Dave Oliva discusses the height requirements for cops and a new song he's written for the LAPD, sung to the tune of "Land of 1,000 Dances."

Phil's under the weather, so we're featuring an encore episode for today's show from Nov. 6th, 2014. August Selsen returns from his stay in a psychiatric hold to host the "Clean-Out" hour, wherein he calls the husbands of women he's had sex with to see "if they're okay" with him.

Margaret Grey goes off on a variety of issues and grievances, finally assaulting the staff with gas, saying "it's the only weapon I have left to me." Meanwhile, Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is in upstate New York "helping" with the search for two escaped convicts as Doug Dannger reports on it.

Join Reg and the boys as they bring to you exciting Ball Rocket action from the Dovel Oval between 3 Blind Mice and Paddington! Don't Miss This!