Phil talks with retired attorney Harvey Weirman about "Woody" Allen, and Frank Grey remembers the night Margaret humped a cigarette machine listening to John Lee Hooker.

Tonight Phil announced that on March 15, the show moves to 9am PST, 12 noon EST. It will be a 90 minute to two hour live presentation with an on-demand podcast available. Meanwhile, the occasion of a leopard loose in an Indian village had Bud calling around for an expert. He came up with a researcher, Dr. George Hevena, who studies monkeys. A new law in Arizona governing businesses and their right to deny service to gay people had a Doug Dannger revisiting the show and engaging in another round of speaking in "short hand." "I'm Doug Dang, I gay. Arizona, me gay, want lunch, no go. No love, gay food. Me go. No way. Me Doug." ??

A story about a nun getting a prison sentence for protesting at a nuclear energy site takes General Shaw down memory lane. A former girlfriend of his gave him one last night of passion before hopping "the 6:15 Greyhound for a convent".

We rolled another "Best Of" tonight as we were taking care of a deadline for our animation project. We've got some more comedy gold on the podcast from March 7, 2001. Brass Villenheuva started off the show to alert the media to the fact that hispanics are now equal in population to blacks. "This is bad, because as the numbers grow, we become less of a dangerous fringe group. Less attention will be paid to us." The second show featured Bobbie Dooley. She thinks that some families, not hers, but some need to whip kids to keep them from shouting at kids at school. "We leave our guns unlocked, but our kids know better. We are exceptional because we live in good n' hood." Phil wrapped up the show by taking calls from the listeners.

Jeff Dowder, drummer and "professor of mechanical physics", calls in to talk about a Cossack militia attacking "Pussy Riot" at Sochi. He plays a sample of music he claims Cossacks listen to as they "dance into battle".

Phil was preparing for an audition, so there was no live show on the radio. We've got some comedy gold on the podcast from March 1, 2001. The first hour started off with Art Griego, followed by a rant by Phil. The second hour featured Jeff Dowder. He was on to give his stance on the recent quake. Jeff thinks that God sent the Seattle quake because he is angry that Starbucks is taking over the land and "raping" and "molesting" the bean. Chris Norton joined us in the third hour to talk about circumcision. Chris is uncircumcised and has been with 979 women. He claims that they all prefer an uncut member. "I have them bathe me and keep hand wipes in my car." Mavis wrapped up the show with her segment, "Interestin Tidbits."

Phil has on Rudy Canosa to help introduce his new La-La-Lovely T-shirt to the online store. But it's busy at Rudy's Je T'aime Lingerie.. A little too busy!

Jeff Dowder along with Dr. Ron Tarner discussed an attack by Cossack militia on members of the Russian band Pussy Riot in Sochi Wednesday. Dowder even played traditional Russian dance music as an example of how the Cossacks "go into an attack, dancing off their horses and dancing into battle." Also key in recognizing the Cossack: The fur hat. Chris Norton and Larry Grover came on to debate the threat of another shoe bomber with Norton talking about footwear most likely to conceal "a 'splosive. Wash' out for Oss'ford shoes 'specially." Grover, at his mothers urging, asked Chris about the Rusty Pelican where Chris hangs with his friends. And Chris invited Larry to come by his "booth" Friday night to hang. We'll report on that. Money says Larry's grabs an STD for his trouble before the sun sees Monday morn'.