This is Phil's last night shooting Marc Maron's show. On deck, we have some more great Comedy Gold for you from January 7, 2002. Phil returns live tonight, Tuesday the 14th. Hour One: Lloyd Bonafide is on to complain about his neighbor. It's 12 days after Christmas and his neighbor still has his tree up. The reason is according to Lloyd to remind the women who live on the street he has a huge male member. Lloyd put the guy in the hospital for scandalizing his wife with his "huge blue spruce". Then a flashback was Jim Sadler from Friday's show about how horrible a sport hockey is because his wife bedded 20 hockey players in one night. Lloyd repeatedly calls back to chime in on the Las Vegas listener party. Hour Two: Art Griego is on to talk about the kid in Tampa who crashed the cessna in to the building. Art says its because every pilot experiences gremlins on the wing and immediately becomes suicidal every time they fly, because they forget how exactly the plane is staying in the air. Phil talks about futuristic movies and how none of that cool Blade Runner type stuff hasn't happened yet. Hour Three: Phil takes calls about everything from the diabolical minds which design weapons for the military to futuristic movies. Lloyd calls back again to find out if the Las Vegas Hilton has a sewage hook up so he can come to the listener party with his RV. Phil ends the hour with the Michael P Castrato conservative talk show. He says since September 11th people are playing more paintball. Its offensive to him.

Another night of Phil on location shooting Marc Maron's show, so we've got some more great Comedy Gold for you from January 2, 2002. Hour 1: Ted Bell joins Phil to discuss performance cars. Ted talks about his Jaguar Vanden Plas that his nephew got in and farted. His nephew, who Ted can't seem to remember the name of, has ruined the new car smell and the resale value is now 3000 dollars lower. Ted believes it was a willful act because his sister in law has always hated him. Hour 2: Bobbie and Steve Dooley are on to promote couples should go out and not stay home on New Years Eve and not stay home and watch Dick (Clark) because that makes you a loser. Bobbie wants to attract younger couples to buy in Western Estates and she will even risk drinking and driving to go out on New Years Eve. Bobbie's solution was to send out a memorandum to Western Estates homeowners to go out for at least 2 hours on New Years Eve. While Bobbie calls callers losers, Steve cant resist making dick jokes in the background. Phil then played a flashback with Alf who was a secret Santa to widows of WWII veterans. The caveat is he gives them a crisp $100 bill and expects sex. Hour 3: Phil talked about cars he has owned and takes calls about pieces of crap cars that listeners have owned in the past.

Phil's on location shooting Marc Maron's show, so we've got some great Comedy Gold for you from January 1, 2002. Hour 1: Lloyd Bonafide is on from Happy Wanderers RV club to propose a new law that RVs don't have to use their turn signals anymore. Why? Because he is driving 10,000 lbs of Detroit lead. Also in hour 1 - David G Hall wants to interview Osama Bin Laden flashback. Phil discusses some recent Taliban news and RC makes a brief appearance to mispronounce Nostradamus. Hour 2: Margaret Gray discusses war correspondents and how Edgar R. Murrow was a pussy, degrades Connie "Me love you long time" Chung, but she knows about war because her lobster bisque was terrible. Margaret delivers the fantastic line "Try finding the last clean tampon in Grenada" then hangs up. Phil discusses Geraldo Rivera and all the actresses he has banged. A real life Raj Faneen Egyptian caller takes exception to Phil talking bad about Egypt. Hour 3: Chris Norton joins the show because he wants to be the first man to ever pose neud in Playboy. His idea is he could pose nude and demonstrate to men how to touch women properly because he is hot and knows how to handle hot babes. Chris delivers the fantastic line "This ain't mud trutle productions starring Ms. Bush Pig." Phil nearly loses it a few times delivering some great Chris Norton lines. Bob Green joins the show to discuss requesting local clubs dedicate 1 hour a night to let straight men only dance. Bob Green's justification? Straight women get Roe v Wade, straight men should get this.

Phil and the panel reviewed the Chris Christie/New Jersey/bridge problem and brought on Art Griego and Herb Sewell to discuss it but Herb's past as a despicable felon and his lack of repsect for Art got both of them bown off the air early. Then came Dr. Jim Sadler fielding calls on DNA and how mans lineage is traced to east Africa. With this came incredulous calls from Austin Amarca ("No kidding?") and Bob Green ("I just joined an Aryan businessman's association. Can I get my money back?"). Phil ended the show playing "Walk Like A Man" by the Four Seasons. Margaret commented that it had better not be dedicated to Governor Christie because people would read it as "Waddle Like A Man" and that would be "in poor taste."