Phil, rushing in from a Bobbie Dooley Podcast, kicked off the show with a discussion of Houston Texan head coach Gary Kubiak and his medical situation. Coach Vernon Dozier said that football is so stressful he willingly chose homelessness during a period of his career, not bathing for a year and sleeping on a picnic table, rather than keep coaching. Margaret Grey practiced her new version of the Cowsills song "The Rain, the Park and Other Things" turning it into a song sung by a vampire stalking some dumb girl.

This week Steve and Bud butcher the Pittsburgh at New England game.

History plus tequila!

The show started with a call from David G. Hall and a "doctor" named Ewan Clarence who David said wanted to ask Phil questions before he started drinking on PhilTV Saturday. In a clipped, brisk English accent he asked away until he broke character and revealed himself to actually be Dr. Ron Tarner doing a voice. Ha Ha. Tonight's show also veered wildly from talk of the Breeders Cup to Jay Santos and Dave Oliva's take on Eric Snowden and how he's going to take it dry and with splinters from the Russians. Vernon Dozier decried Rob Ford, mayor of Toronto, going to his mothers house to "huddle with family members" saying he needs to be with his "m-AH-mie." Other foolishness....