Phil discussed the thirtieth anniversary of a near nuclear war with the Soviet Union. Special guest Larry Grover once again had to contend with his mother Gloria grabbing the phone and embarrassing him. Alf Petrie, a former animal wrangler for the motion picture industry joined Phil to discuss pet food and some pet treats that the FDA has cited as dangerous. Alf remarked that many of these treats are named so as to attract human customers as well...barbecue this and ranch flavor that.... Rudy Canosa was on to introduce a new over-the-counter-STD test kit that according to Rudy, you can stop and get at a CVS, test her and then see " if you should waste your time or not driving on to the restaurant."

General Gaylen Shaw, at a local mall with his wife eating Pepperidge Farm dessert and being hassled by kids, commented on what he thinks is a disaster of a rollout for Obamacare. He and Phil debated the relative effectiveness of healthcare.gov while General Shaw wondered if "zombie bite" is covered. Steve Bosell watched as yet another tanker plane siphoned water from his pond to fight a fire in someplace called "Gorgo Village, a village that was in flames hours ago but now is a bustling center of commerce with ox carts rolling in and out." Apparently there was more than one plane because Bosell recognized some kid flashing his ass out the window as one of them flew by. Bosell dropped his pants and prepared to do it back and that's when an actual LA County tanker flew by...

Tonight, as Matt honeymoons with his bride, we rolled a show from February. It's Phil talking with Doug Dannger and Steve Bosell about a new video series called 'Baby Done Gone Wild." Wait'lll you hear this bit of kookiness as Bosell floats a theory about "the natural instinct of babies to battle each other" and "the discovery of 4000 year old baby fossils that seem to indicate a 4 day battle between babies involving chariots and armor." Also Phil talked with Ted Bell about football salary caps and a female kicker trying out with the New York Jets. But Ted's real topic of discussion was concerning how he was not being taken seriously as a sports reporter. When conversation swung around to how much a Ted cost at his restaurant, Ted blurted out "When Seth McFarland used to sell his ass down on Wilshire for the price of a Ted, his ass was worth exactly $9.95." Bobbie Dooley discussed Joan Rivers controversial joke about the Holocaust and Hiedi Klum's dress. Bobbie said that she and Steve used to be insensitive to the Holocaust as well "until we tried eating that box lunch on the way to Oktoberfest and suddenly felt ill."