Phil talked with Jim Sadler and Vernon Dozier about the Prancercise lady and Margarets idea that one can do a "facial" version of it. "The face is the most neglected muscle group in the whole body. And the places we force our faces into....oh baby." Steve Bosell talked about the possibility that HPV transmitted from woman to man through oral sex can result in cancer. Steve claims his wife forced him into 3 straight days of it during an anniversary weekend the couple had.

Phil's busy meeting with people about our transition at the end of the month, so we've got some "Best Of" tapes on the radio. We'll be back live tonight!

On our show tonight, David G. Hall checked in to pass along his fiance Tabatha's observations. She liked Phil doing the Dina Lohan story but didn't want to hear, yet again, his tired old tale of the time his girlfriend saved him from a tornado. Meanwhile Margaret Grey let slip the fact she hates the Hukilau song, a song Phil remembered singing in kindergarten. Margaret felt the song was a frenzied "animist, tribal chant, not a nice Christian mambo." Turns out though the real reason she hates the song is it reminds her of Hawaii, more to the point a guy named "Junior" ("All men in Hawaii over the age of 50 are named 'Junior'") who she spent two "sun drenched years with, only to be dropped off half naked at the end of a runway near Honolulu International Airport." Margaret also talked about her "close personal friend Dina Lohan who, I am sorry to say, I'd like to knock all the teeth out of, gag, truss up and throw into a sports car with a brick on the accelerator."

Don Berman, Dr Jim Sadler, Larry Grover and David G. Hall attempt to illuminate the proceedings with a mixed bag of success. None the less, Bud and Margaret pick up the slack with a few more asinine discussions. Margaret for instance vows revenge even on as yet undiscovered extraterrestrials as they may be responsible for an interplanetary incident Involving a meteor crashing into Earth. If that meteor kills Margaret's son Jason Jay Delmonico, she saya she will "tear off what passes for genitals in their star system using a gaff hook." Phil falls silent.

Phil talked about the long running fued between people living on the beach in Malibu and people wanting to use that beach...one that is in fact public but is not easily accessible to the public because of the efforts of homeowners there to block access. Margaret in taking the side of the homeowners sang a song, written by her partner Bob Woosnan, called "I stepped in something warm and soft," supposedly a reference to baby diapers that would be left on the beach along with other refuse by a public using it. Austin Amarca called the show to talk about what he called the living hell of losing your balance in the California surf and being tossed about under the waves. "When I look at the things I've done in my life there's no point in praying to a Christian god,..so I just went down the list, Hindu, Moslem, any god that would help...

Here's some more "Best Of" shows on the radio. We're back live tonight!

Happy Memorial Day! We had some "Best Of" shows on the radio.