Tonight Chef Carl Chodillia tries out the new McDonald's Quarter Pounder and David G. Hall encourages Bud to audition for the NFL Films announcing job! Plus when Margaret says Phil acts like an uncouth stevedore, Bud thinks she says "Stephen Dorff".

Phil interviews L.Ron Martin, general manager of channel 19 in LA (and a possible mob captain) about handling certain kinds of "business"... He also had Pastor William Rennick and his wife Clara Bingham on about a bit of the Pastor's past that he hopes doesn't come out. When the Pastor was young he went into a studio and allowed pictures to be taken of himself sitting on a toilet...Yes they only show him from the waist up but his shirt is off revealing a large Satan tattoo on his chest with a pitchfork rising up from his pubic hair... Roy Biske calls in for a second night to talk about his religious congregation, The Ressurectionists. They were founded by Jurgen Isaacson as a joke but gained some credibility and a following in the US once they developed the "Filthy Film" doctrine by which man is covered literally in a dirty film of grime and oil. Later, in the 20th century, it took on the additional meaning of dirty or adult films. The church elders spend hours a day watching porn.

Don Berman talks about a stuffed polar bear he saw at Dodger Stadium once that was "shot by former Dodger owner Walter O'Malley with a machine gun from a helicopter." Don on the other hand went quail hunting using a baseball bat. A man named Roy Biskey calls and he's clearly psychotic, talking nonsense and laughing... Other garbage...

Christian Tomba, famous British psychic guested on the show and talked about Sylvia Browne, another big name psychic. She recently butchered up a prediction about Amanda Berry, one of three kidnapped girls found alive this week after a decade as a hostage in a Cleveland home. Tomba mentioned the case of "Picadilly Billy," one that he carved up by saying an abducted kid would be found "under a wheelbarrow" and in fact they found the child, safe and alive, "in a cement mixer, only minutes away from becoming part of a pool deck". Chris Norton is in a bit of a quandary. He understands how dangerous an obsessed woman can be but its also a bit of a status symbol to have a female "so into you she wants to take a straight razor to you." Duiring the interview, Chris sees a girl named Luanne come into the bar he's at, a girl that has been following him around. "For the pair on her, yes, I'd risk being slaughtered up."

Dr. Jack Keppler a marine biologist spoke with Phil and his panel about a killer whale carcass that washed up on shore in New Zealand. As his train of thought became more bizarre, talking about 'robot whales,' for example, it gradually became clear he was in an assisted living facility and his daughter was there, who claimed the doctor was on board a research vessel when it was struck and sunk by a "giant octopus" off of South America in 1961. Doug Dannger, a gay man and a gay journalist, discussed the coming out last week of NBA player Jason Collins. Dannger said Collins came out "in a crisp and brisk fashion. Some guys waddle out of the closet, others sneak out looking to see if the coast is clear. But Collins coming out was rapid, fresh and brisk."