Bobbie and Steve Dooley discussed the value of Facebook profiles in tracking residents of their gated community. One guy is from the south and dresses like the bad guy in 'Cape Fear,' one woman has taken out a restraining order on her husband and several families have underage daughters that are pregnant... David G. Hall calls from his fitness center to ask Phil not to talk to much about guns since it draws attention away gun rights and the people David knows and supports. Meanwhile, as David talks, some "Lex Luther-looking guy" hits on his girlfriend and then checks out the asses of all the women in an aerobics class....David is heard telling the guy to get lost...

Bob Ulbricht talked briefly about his security business and a contract they had protecting an ice cream plant from terrorists... Jeff Dowder was on to discuss Lance Armstrong and his lying about performance enhancing drugs. RC Collins also joined the discussion because he also only has one testicle... Vernon Dozier called in to take exception to RC talking "tough" about military matters, especially since Vernon was listening to the show with his young wife who was getting turned on by RC.... Hal Levolier, who apparently is the head coach of Bradley Military Academy's football team, called to give Vernon crap over beating his Belmar team in a pre-season scrimmage, 46-7.

Harvey Weirman came on the show to discuss the law as it pertains to a 24 year old man abducted when he was 5. Part of the way through his conversation with Phil, Harvey sees his daughter and son-in-law coming out of a Whole Foods with a barrel of oats and three feed bags and tells Phil his daughter is a health nut, a new-ager who he may find one day on her hands and knees in the back yard gnawing on tree bark. Don Micksa joined the show very briefly to discuss the anniversary of the Costa Concordia tragedy. He was so relaxed though that every sentence trailed off to the point neither Phil nor anyone else could understand him. He did say it was bad for a ship's capatin to be on the cell phone when his vessel runs aground. But its REALLY bad if he's on his cell and sitting on a toilet with his pants down. It just looks bad.

Jay Santos returns to talk about a boy abducted at the age of 5 and now 24 who was recently located. The child was kidnapped by his grandparents. Jay said that the Citizens Auxiliary Police method in getting the child out of the house would be to "toss in some smoke bombs, to try and smoke the old people out or toss in Piccolo Petes or Roman Candles. See we get most of our ordnance from the Red Devil fireworks stands around the fourth." Margaret Grey laughed when Phil referred to the young child, Richard Lander, as "little Richard" thinking he was talking about the singer and used that as an opportunity to sing "Tutti Fruitti." Margaret also commented on the flu vaccine shortage and said she'd threaten any doctor trying to sexually harass her with exposure to the virus by taking off her surgical mask and saying "hey handsome, I haven't been vaccinated" and then breathing in his face...