Dr. Ron Tarner came on the show ostensibly to talk about the flu season but he wound up asking Phil about the film "Creation of the Humanoids" and a line from the movie. Ron's brother is in prison on a manslaughter rap after killing a man while "defending the honor of our sister Gloria." The movie line is "you say my sister's in rapport (sleeping with) a clicker (a robot) you bet I'll kill ya'." Dave Oliva came on the show to remind Phil that he had said he wouldn't do anymore news talk and yet there he was talking about gun control. Phil found out from Dave that both Bud and Margaret were doing their own talk shows behind the scenes with people that are bored with Phil.

Steve Bosell is contemplating a lawsuit against his neighborhood "recycling council" for sticking him with the job of going through the streets recycling and separating the trash. Steve said that his neighbors Jeff Heathcliff and Roy Hutchins purposefully left "three fully loaded baby diapers" in the bin to embarrass Steve and gross him out. Bobbie and Steve Dooley checked in from their steering committee meeting for the Winter-tacular to talk about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Bobbie is a big fan of "how much she eats even though she has an excess of butt fat." Margaret weighed in on comments made by Brent Musberger during the BCS title game. Mr. Musberger was vocal in his admiration of Katherine Webb, a former Miss Alabama who is Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron's girlfriend. Ms. Grey was "disgusted" by Musberger, imagining his 73 year old "flaccid, limp (whispered) penis!"

Vernon Dozier gave us some behind the scenes from the BCS title game. When the camera isn't on a coach like Nick Saban, whose team is winning by 35 points, the coach is usually "in the stands playing grab ass, having a bottle of suds or eating barbecue." Chris Norton, a 28 year old telemarketer from Hermosa Beach, CA, the owner of "Norton 'Splodes Enner'tainmen" and an aspiring "adult film producer" talked to Phil about psychopaths that prey on single women in the Southern California bar scene. Chris explained that when he and his friends Guy Babcock, Jeff Velour, and Steve Bodine walk in they "chase the psychos out of there because all the women are more attracted to us."  Jeff Dowdder also made an appearance to prove to people how similar to Chris Norton's voice his voice is after Norton hung up on Phil for calling him 'Jeff' too many times.

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Father James McQuarters came on the show to discuss where it is he thinks he'll be in ten years, as part of a news story on people and the decisions they make. Father McQuarters said he believes he'll be under a lot of dirt in ten years.....meaning dead. Then he got into it with Bud over Mrs Jones, the priest's housekeeper and the "two melons she was holding as she walked into the house." Bud said something wise-ass that got the father angry." Bud, Robert, Phil and Margaret talked about Twilight Zone episodes they liked but Bud never heard of the "pig-face one" where the ladies face is unbandaged to reveal a beautiful woman while the doctors and nurses are all hideous looking. When Phil said his favorite was the one where the astronauts think they've landed on another plant only to discover they're just outside Reno, Nevada, everyone laughed thinking he was kidding.