Margaret insisted on playing the part of Kathyryn Bigelow in a Phil-conducted interview about "Zero Dark Thirty" the new Bigelow film about the hunt for Bin Laden. She got upset that she was being first "interviewed" near a pond on the Steve Bosell property and later at a carnival.  Bud and Robert got embroiled in an argument over Bud's "impression" of Henry Kissinger. When Robert tried to do one though Bud said he sounded like "Frankenstien....no, wait a minute...Frankenstien's daughter!" Margaret assaulted Bud twice in the show, both times below the belt. So Phil had to step in and restore order as Bud screamed "It's a madhouse I tell you! A madhouse!" Weird show.

Tonight Phil tries to get the show and the crew back into the swing of things...He talks about a doomsday cult in China which leads him to a discussion of weird asses that believe in conspiracy theories....He wends his way through a discussion of dinosaurs and how they really met their end and he opines on the topic of "made-up news." He rips, yet again, the talk radio format, declaring that most hosts never got out of high school. BUT........ ......none of it keeps him from talking about the one thing he didn't want to talk about..............

Don Berman of Channel 19 news makes an offer to Lindsey Lohan: He'll pay her $16,000 storage bill and if she feels like saying thank you" then he would like her to put on a private show for him at his Beverly Hills mansion, "The Lap of Luxury." If she does not then he might have to put her to work at a "house of comfort" that Margaret sang at in the 70's.... Frank Grey commented on the Hugh Grant-Jon Stewart feud. Harvey Weirman remembered when Willard Scotts' daily birthday greeting to a centenarian would cause him to pour his first drink of the day. "There aren't that many 100 year olds in the country. Scott was lying." With Jeff Dowder and Charley LeFountaine.

Margaret Grey sang a version of a song she first heard at the Chinese amabassadors residence in Washington, a song of longing for Taiwan's return to mainland China's control. Problem was she didn't know the lyrics and hummed 90 percent of it... Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police warns Phil and Margaret about Chinese spies listening in to the show as Margaret sings. "You got guys all over the country in dark suits, white dress shirts, bucked teeth and horn-rimmed glasses nodding approvingly," Steve says like an imbecile. When Phil tells him he's engaging in a racist stereotype that actually is more directed at the Japanese, Steve is stunned into silence... Frank Grey talked about his days as an entertainment lawyer and manager and how he felt about the Harry Potter films. "Harry Potter was a cheap piece of you know what. I hated her." Same goes now for "The Hobbit." "I hate the Hobbit's guts. She's the cheapest creep going..."

Vernon Dozier exhibited signs of being possessed by Gwylick, who according to Father James McQuarters, is one of Lucifer's demons but "an idiot." Vernon was therefore briefly possessed by a "dumbass demon." Father McQuarters claims to have seen this type of thing before. A man in New York City was possessed by Gwylick and while tied to a bed and spitting up guacamole he said things like "your sisters underwear is under my bed" and "go get me some Swizzlers..."  Larry Grover was angry about what he sees as the "kid glove treatment" President Obama is getting over Sandy while Bush got reamed on Katrina..... We ran out of time and Phil was too bored with the topic so Larry was told 'maybe some other time' and the hour ended with him sobbing into the phone... Jeff Dowdder talked with Phil about the Nirvana "reunion" with Paul McCartney and how Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain's widow, did not approve of McCartney's inclusdion. Dowdder told Phil it's hard to say no to a Beatle and even did a bit of psychodrama with Phil, playing the part of McCartney, while Phil played the part of Dave Grohl... Finally, space talk..a discussion of what our heads would look like if we have to breath ethane instead of oxygen. Bud voted for "a barbecue."