David G. Hall and Vernon Dozier both ganged up on Phil to make he sure he didn't "get his cookies" reading about an Alabama man who was given two years in jail for dragging his testicles over another mans face, a man that had passed out drunk after a football game... Art Griego's "Constrictor" was demonstrated tonight. Supposedly fastened around a mans testicles and tightened, it can make a mans voice sound as high-pitched as possible. In the case of black men, as demonstrated by Milwaukee radio host Cat Sampson, it can make them sound white Phil talked about how tired he was of Jack from the Jack in the Box ads...and got into an argument with Bud, Robert and Margaret over whether he's a "Jack in the Box" or a clown.... Lindsay Lohan having been arrested in the "meatpacking district" of New York Thursday night was occasion for Margaret Grey to opine that Lohan was arrested for prostitution. "If you're arrested in the meatpacking district figure it out!"

Austin Amarca was back on to conclude his comments from last night about the "industrial sized drum of Vaseline" that Phil claimed was ordered up by Pirate Bay. Austin also spoke about some tradesmen working the same construction jobs as him playing religious tapes loudly while they work. Austin generally has "some Paw, Anthrax or Cyreth Ungal" to blast back at them.      Powerball numbers were drawn today and there were winning tickets sold in Arizona and Missouri. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police discussed the CAP's effort at insuring people know they haven't got a prayer of winning.. ...We also got some news on the CAP stopping and searching shopping bags carried by teenage girls because it was one such "sack of sin" that ruined Jay's first marriage.... Harvey Weirman attempted to give financial advice from the Rio in Las Vegas on what to do with Powerball winnings but kept stopping his waiter to get a drink order right. "Hey, you with the hair. I want three fingers of Dewars on the rocks and keep that ginger ale out of it."

Dan Shackelford called the show to discuss censorship and children's viewing and listening habits with Phil. He was concerned that Phil referred to "Pirate Bay" as a bunch of people stealing from the small guy but grabbing "an industrial-sized can of vaseline" for the big money lawyers and guns from Hollywood. "So you are talking about shower sex on an industrial scale..." Austin Amarca was all set to discuss some heavy topic with Phil but after being mocked by Robert, Bud and Margaret for calling from a bath tub he got depressed and left the air... Frank Grey recounted his days managing music star Sue Thompson. "I booked her into a lot of state fairs, yes. But guess who else played state fairs? Elvis!"

Phil talked with Dr. Jim Sadler about the psychology behind Powerball and how the wealthy resent the poor winning so much money after buying their tickets at liquor stores...but he first had to explain why he has a speech impediment to Bud and Robert (he was a "big cat" trainer and he tried french kissing a Siberian Tiger). Margaret Grey sang "In the Ghetto" making her usual claim that she wrote the lyrics to it before launching into her alternative line "....and another loud screaming brat is pitched out through a window into the street...In the Ghettooooo....." Phil discussed a new piece of Casey Anthony news...that a search was done on her computer for "fool-proof-suffocation" the same day her daughter Caylee went missing. Margaret and Bud said it would be a perfectly normal thing for a nurse to search for, which is what Casey's mother, Cindy Anthony, was. So Phil got Robert.s Aunt Mavis, a former nurse, on the phone to dispute that.....

"Best Of" on the Radio!

"Best Of" on the Radio! Happy Thanksgiving!