Phil and the crew talked right out of the gate about Michael Brutsch, the so-called 'worst troll on the Internet', who was outed by Gawker and lost his job. Then they went into a discussion of the meningitis outbreak that killed 16 people and may have been traced to a drug company in New England.... Frank Grey came onboard and gave Phil advice on what to eat when he ends his diet, saying Margaret eating chocolate after ending her diet created an "ass explosion" in the bathroom. RC Collins recollected the time he refused to get into a fellow cadet's car because it was all tricked out "into a beaner wagon"and David G. Hall called in to tell Phil to watch it with the racial terms, what he called the big four; "the n-word, the s-work, the k-word, beaner, beanermobile and taco bender." When Phil said there were more than four of them David said "there are 11 teams in the Big 10 too."

Phil brought Father James McQuarters on tonight to discuss the death penalty which Father McQuarters says he's against. But that doesn't stop him from threatening people like he did once when he saw "a Mexican breaking into my car. I told him I'd do 'a monkey' on his face. Later it was Dean Wheeler and Larry Grover on to discuss Mitt Romney and "the question asked by Stephen Colbert that destroys Romney's tax plan." However they never got around to talking about it because Dean was calling from a club in the valley where his wife was singing and not very well. Dean was busy talking with the stage manager and demonstrating how he wanted her "ass to move" for the guy who happened to be gay.. Dean also threatened to tie the "cornet players horn around his neck. Looks like a bugle to me." Margaret chased Bud outside after he referred to her as a twenty dollar whore and then Phil finally followed through on a threat and fired Bud after Bud told Robert that, yes, he was handsome except for his thick lips.

Phil talked about Godzilla tonight, or as Margaret called him, "God-zura or God-zeeya." It was her opinion and Buds as well that Phil creating a photo of a giant baby sitting in downtown Tokyo would be traumatic for the Japanese people to see... Phil discussed the passing of Sheriff John Rovick, a childrens show host in Los Angeles during the fifties and sixties. Margaret then tried to sing Sheriff John's "Birthday Song" but gave it a scat feel that bugged Phil... "I gave it the Cab Callaway. Big deal," said Margaret. Herb Sewell joined the show to discuss Taliban death threats against a fourteen year old girl in Pakistan and the fact that "Phil's big mouth could get him into hot water too." Phil took a lot of heat tonight from Margaret and Bud. As he fractured his grammar at one point by saying "He don't know" Margaret remarked "Phil, you talk like you use the pages of a catalog to wipe with. My God." Speaking of wiping, Mavis Leonard expressed her disdain for the Harry Potter books saying she's torn all the pages out of those books and folded them neatly into a "stack of ass-wipes on the toilet tank. Real handy."

Margaret Grey and Phil talked about the VP debate along with Kevin Hare, a Hollywood writer and friend of Margaret's who, it turns out, simply wanted to plug his bad direct-to-video movie. Kevin said Paul Ryan was like the character of Sir Francis Drake in his movie who was wearing a bad, costume store mustache and kept tripping over his sword... Phil talked with Harvey Wireman briefly about Leon Panetta and Panetta's report that concluded America is vulnerable to a "Pearly Harbor-style cyber attack." During the interview, when Harvey still couldn't get the right eyeglasses from his grand daughter, He confided to Phil that his grand daughter, daughter and son-in-law were so stupid Harvey often found himself going to the primate house at the zoo "to be with 'people' I can talk to....not literally but, you know, spiritually. Margaret also sang lyrics to the Twilight Zone theme, written, she said, "by Jerry Clarel and Bill Bingham, a couple of sound editors at Rod Serlings old company Kowabunga Productions."