"Best Of" on the Radio!

The Todd Akin flap....saying there was such a thing as 'legitimate rape'....got Jay Santos talking about 'Operation Oversight," another light bulb of an idea from Major Elvis Newton whereby Jay and the sub-commanders canvas the area for ill-considered talk about Rep. Akin and his 'misstatement.' Margaret Grey joined the conversation and tried to talk about the night she put her ****** up Frank's *** and he cried like a *****. Larry Grover also weighed in, talking about seeing his wife greasing up the handle of a hair brush and him running from the room and hiding in the rain all night......

This evening Phil interviewed Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, President Barack Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder about the new federal immigration guidelines that grant certain groups of undocumented individuals the right to a drivers license, guidelines Governor Brewer disagrees with. It got pretty confusing considering the fact the Governor Brewer sounded just like President Obama who sounded just like Phil. In our second hour, former police chief Ray Jeffries talked to Phil about how his brothers taunting of him was just like the dancing Pussy Riot did in their video and as a result of that trauma he would have kneed those women in the gut before taking them into custody. With Gene Jeffries (Ray's older brother)...

Tonight Bobbie and Steve Dooley defended their use of "y'all" while showing a black couple around Western Estates...in this case Professor Emory Clayton and his wife Cheryl. Professor Clayton didn't mind "y'all" as much as he did Steve referencing Mrs Clayton's posterior as her "trunk." Later Chris Norton was incoherent as he blathered on about his website "'sessuality dot com" and his new adult film series "Tran-did Camera" featuring so-called "he-she's." When frequent contributor Marylyn Donnely called, herself a transexual, and asked if she would qualify for his film Norton went into a weird explanation about having to hire surveyors and engineers to determine that.

Tonight Curt Queedy and Guy Barton from the West Virginia state house talked with Phil about Vice President Bidens "Put y'all in chains" comment. They considered it an acceptable statement considering the fact "whites what are Democrats are more colored than other whites." Mavis Leonard called in to claim her support for Mitt Romney and Pastor William Rennick also weighed in. Later Robert Leonard asked Phil if he thought McKayla Maroney from the US womens gymnastics team had so-called Vulcan DNA. "If you slap a couple of pointed ears on her she looks Vulcan or Klingon at least," said Robert. "The Klingon don't have no pointed ear," chimed in Bud.

"Best Of" on the radio!