Pastor William Rennick was excited to hear that the Kardashians may attend a service at his church this weekend. The Kardashians are rich and Pastor Rennick thinks it is doubly cool that they always "praise God" and say "all things are possible with him" whether they believe in God or not. In fact, Pastor Rennick says there are some Sundays he gives a sermon and doesn't believe in God at all. He also knows that Kim Kardashian might offer him a lot of money "to make a dirty movie with her: and that would be severe temptation. Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, believes St. Patricks Day needs to get more secular. Distancing itself from the Catholic Church will also mean the term "corned beef" is cleaned up.

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Tonight Bob Bellweather, a reporter on scene at that courthouse shooting in Beaumont, TX, tells Phil he doesn't like using the term "hero" because it makes people who aren't heroes feel small and worthless. Lloyd Bonafide of Alhambra, Ca. talked to Phil about how he wants the speed limit lowered all over the US because American drivers "aren't good enough to think they belong on the Botto-bahn sailing all the way to Berlin."

General Gaylen Shaw proposed changes to the interstate commerce laws governing truck traffic didn't go over too well tonight. The General wants an enforced one month "sabbatical" for all truckers in order that they be evaluated psychologically. As a young man driving trucks General Shaw fantisized about running someone off the road and into an "oil tank farm." He also had a problem with the kinds of silhouettes he saw through the rear window. A guy with really big ears driving a Mini-Cooper would send him into a murderous rage. Dr. Jim Sadler called in and he happens to be just such a guy.... With Dr. Jim Sadler, Debbie Dailey and Bobbie Dooley.

Margaret Grey's anti-war group 'Angels On Our Shoulders" really got a kick start with the war crime commited in Afghanistan over the weekend. She redid an invitatuion she sent out for a luncheon being held this weekend in Dana Point to read "..and the recently concluded massacre will be discussed..."

Ted Bell believes the consumer owes a little more to businesses that have shown themselves to be good and reliable in the past. Disney's movie "John Carter" looks like it's going to lose 160 million dollars. After a 5 million dollar opening Ted told Phil the movie goers of America didn't have the common decency to go out and buy a ticket to support a company that has been a de facto baby sitter for years. Ted feels the same way about his business. He makes great steaks. So why did "some broad" complain that his clams were "rancid."

The Dooleys were involved in a webcam-type scandal of their own. Mrs Dooley, Bobbie, descibes it as a "post 9-11 issue." The question was: What right did Bobbie and Steve Dooley have, as officers of their homeowners association, to remotely aim a security camera into the bedroom window of a resident. Steve Dooley proclaimed that knowing the woman was engaged in "bathroom" sex was valuable in the fight against terrorism. Bobbie Dooley caught by cameraman Ralph Pretzer of the Western Estates Call as she peered into the yard of neighbor Elizabeth Sanderson last Tuesday.

We sailed right over the audiences' head the first hour with a discussion of the #KONY phenom on Twitter. Don Parsley, thought he could run a game on our audience claiming a mission to kill the guy. Next hour Vernon Dozier showed his warm side ailing against people who disapproved of him asking high school senior females what the definition of "slut" was. He was especially interested in one girls answer since her mom is single, takes birth control anyway and turned Vernon down for a date.

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