Starting the show tonight was Larry Grover who proclaimed that conservatives, his group of people, have to grow a pair. They have to tell the American people the truth: that the only way the deficits and then the national debt get knocked down is by eliminating Medicare and Social Security. Larry told Phil that he believes it even though "it could mean my own mother will be living in an alley and going through garbage cans for food.." Larry believes his mom might be on the street because without Social Security she won't be able to afford the rent he'll charge her when he gets her to put him on the title to the house. In our next hour Father James McQuarters talks to Phil about how a new wave of workplace immigration raids will threaten the protection he provides illegal immigrants...as long as they tithe some of their income as usual week in and week out to him. When accused of being no better than a coyote Father McQuarters rejoined "they want to pay me. If they don't pay me then it's them sayin' 'send me back.'"

Bobbie Dooley was touting the book "The Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother" written by Amy Chua on the show tonight saying that the "Chinese way of raising kids is the right way," telling them they are fat, telling them they are lazy, criticizing work they have done. Bobbie says she never had problems with her kids because, as usual, they were exceptional but getting other women to read the book by insisting they stop and talk, even if she has to grab them by the arm, is essential to spreading "Amy's message. Next hour liberal media pundit Charlie LeFountaine told Phil that on Super Bowl Sunday the American people will spend 10.1 billion dollars on festivities. "Why drink that money away when it could go toward the national debt," asked Charley. he even proposed an injunction against showing the game on TV and then levying a national emergency tax to collect that money. Instead, says Charlie, most people will spend the day the way his son will, sitting on the floor in an empty house except for a bean bag chair with the heating and water turned off watching some big screen he spent his money on and "drinking the day away."

Phil welcomed Don Mixa to his show to talk about high speed rails. At the end of the interview when asked about WHO would work on these high speed demons Don exclaimed "How Bout YOU Phil". Later we talked with Dr. Ron Tarner who objected to Michelle Bachman, a congresswoman from Minnesota, using a photo of the flag-raising on Iwo Jima by Marines as a symbol of the Tea Party fight with Barack Obama. Dr. Tarner meanwhile thought it was perfectly acceptable for him to use the same picture as a symbol of his fight for animal rights. He also used the Kennedy assassination photo to protest mercury in canned tuna and the Martin Luther King Memphis motel photo to protest KFC.

Doug Dannger, gay Man and Gay Journalist, talked to Phil about his new group 2nd Amendment Re-Think, a "confederation of writers and oth3r citizens who think we needf to holster our weapons and take a step back because it's getting kind of hairy." Doug thinks a better idea is to pay cops more money so that the next time it's choice between "some nachos and cheese at 7-11 and rolling to the scene of a bald-guy shooting the place up" they'll choose the latter. Next up Justin Macelroy, high school junior, advocated conceal and carry for high school students because he said they are the ones most at risk. Justin recounted the story of a "big kid" who had been dropped from the football team that he and his friends gave a hard time to. Somehow Justin thinks that kid bullied him so he pulled a Glock from his book bag and held it under the kids chin. Justin feels this is the best way to deal with school bullies and "adults that wanna touch us."

In our first hour, Don Micksa of the University of Washington tells us he came up with "Kick a Kristian" day after reading about "Kick a Jew" days at high schools around the country. The idea was to openly mock believers "since Jews are atheists." Don was discussing it with some students when he spotted a female student wearing a Christian cross around her neck. He said he walked up behind her and "kicked her in the butt right between the butt cheeks." Since Don was wearing sandals he feels the kick was very gentle although it was, in his words, "the closest thing to getting a handful you could could imagine even though you can't get a handful per se with your foot" Next up was Steve Bosell of Corona, Ca. complaining that MTV is liable in getting him to want to have sex with a 15 year old since they put the show "Skins" on featuring sexual activity and nudity among teens. Steve said that he realized that what he was watching was a show about teens, not adults. He also realized that he was interested in seeing whether or not the teens on the show were "available" against his own better judgement. Mr. Bosell concluded by describing an episode where a teen named Tony "is standing with his back to the camera and his pants are pulled down and he's taken Viagra so naturally you wondering all about it".

The first hour tonight it was Warren Benmen, nervous Republican Party pollster, saying the only real shot the Republicans have in 2012 is convincing Gabrielle Giffords to run as a Republican. Going out on the campaign trail "with one eye-closed and a drool problem" would show us the injured but courageous face of America. Even if she were still bed-ridden, they could wheel her out, lower the microphone "and she could turn her head and say a few words." The next hour Bobbie and Steve Dooley came on to defend their allowing Seth and Justin to smoke nutmeg for a social sciences report. They were reported to police apparently by neighbor Mary Ramirez-Hurt who Bobbie thought "should have better things to do, what her ancestors coming over illegally, than to call the police on me." The Dooleys decided the best thing would be to revoke Ms Ramirez-Hurts drive-on pass to the community and lien the couples property "for making more paper-work for me dealing with her."

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Tonight, Dr. Leo Rittenour attempted to enlighten Phil on the recent trend of parents having their childrens baby teeth removed and sent to a lab for freezing where they may be used at some point to spin off stem cells that could create replacement orgns or other tissues. It's a very futuristic concept but none the less Dr. Rittenour believes whole heartedly in it....and happens to enjoy the act of "pulling perfectly healthy teeth from a perfectly healthy jaw", while barefoot and using one hand to restrain the person in the chair Later Dave Oliva, prospective LAPD officer, told Phil that tasering people, even people that aren't suspects as in the case of a woman Tuesday in Sacramento, is a good way to find out who's who in an investigation. Dave remembered being on a ride-a-long where the officers pulled up to see "four huge Samoans drinking Icehouse coming toward them. The one occifer (sic) looked at the other, nodded and they tased 'em all."

Tonight Bob Green from Frazier Foods informed Phil and his audience that after first telling his employees they could take Martin Luther King Day off he realized we now have a black president and a big part of why we celebrate Kings birthday has been realized. Therefore, he sent eveyone an e-mail telling them to report to work Monday as originally scheduled. Anyone showing up after twelve noon was fired. Bob said that if these employees, most of whom were women, weren't playing Sims or on Twitter they would have seen the e-mail he sent and arrived on time. The next hour we had Dean Wheeler from the Northern California Holistic Center saying that now is the best time to talk gun control since the country has had its eyes opened with the Arizona tragedy. Dean said his airtight argument in favor of gun control is the fact that the gunmen in Tucson was taken down not by another gunman...but by a little old lady with a purse.