Cheaters Discussion Phil reads a story about a man who was sentenced to jail for shooting another man that fooled around with his wife, Phil opens up the topic of cheating and goes to the phone lines. from October 1999.(0:44:54) View Episode
Facility 3 General Johnson Jameson joins the program to talk about Facility 3, a sect of religious people who believe to have contact with extra terrestrials.(0:06:59) View Episode
Army Equipment Jeff Dowder has a few complaints about the army, he says their equipment is old, the expiration dates on their food is outdated, and they're using old riffles from Vietnam.(0:23:20) View Episode
Under God Justin wants the words "Under God" removed from the pledge of Allegiance, he believes young kids these days are not religious.(0:37:59) View Episode
Washing Machine Lloyd's not doing too good, he's got a problem with his washing machine in his garage after a faulty hookup.(0:34:14) View Episode
The Full Moon While using the Andy Gump porta-potty on a job site, someone opens the door, Steve moons his crew, falls, and burns his penis on hot asphalt -- and is once again branded as "gay"!(0:30:06) View Episode
Breaking News, Breaking Format A caller named Duane is very upset that John and Ken were interrupted by a news breaking story of an au pair killing.(0:35:36) View Episode
Kid Terrorists Jay Santos is using pornography on children he believes to be potential terrorists to divert their attention while he searches their backpacks.(0:07:42) View Episode
Don’t Attack the Mother Church Father James McQuarters says that news about a recent priest being arrested for the rape of a child is tragic but it's time to move on.(0:24:20) View Episode
