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Friday, August 12, 2005

Hour One:Vernon Dozier is on the show to say he has it on good authority that most women who receive child support money spend it on lip hair removal instead of the kids......Hour Two:Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills feels that anyone ordering their steak "medium to medium well" is gutless and more worried about mad cow disease than our men and women in harms way in Iraq. Get a pair, says Ted, and eat your steak rare.Hour Three:Steve Bosell of B&B Construction, Corona, California is contemplating a lawsuit against the Marriott Hotel chain because Mr.. Bosell couldn't perform sexually with his wife in a Marriott Hotel room knowing there was a bible in a drawer close by.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Hour One:Austin Amarca talks about "Camp Troubled Eagle" where he trains children in how to recognize perverts and predators.....Hour Two:Bobbi Dooly's niece is getting married and Bobbi took over wedding planning from "the alcoholic mother who is still jealous of the fact that Ronnie Van Zandt and I had a thing." (Hour features Bobbi singing back-up, along with Margaret Grey and Genya Ravan on "Sweet Home Alabama" and "That Smell")Hour Three:Larry Grover tells Phil and his audience that, although slavery was a terrible thing, the "purchasing agents" that sent the slaves to America actually brought African people to a better place......

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Hour 1:R.C. Collins is on telling women to doll up for the troops because they are used to looking at FHM overseas.Hour 2:Mavis Leonard is an old woman who was "phone-scammed" by some guys who said she could buy "a time share on an island owned by Johnny Depp." Mavis is now reduced to "eating cat food" and she proceeds to open about 900 cans of Sheba to "protest Johnny Depp."Hour 3:Brad Rifkin shines an image of Jesus on the side of his building, and has a girl with a rosary collect money.

Tuesday, August 9, 2005

Hour One:Raj Feneen swears the child pornography found on his computer by police isn't his...He says his neighbor hacked in and put it there because he hates Arabs and has "a mind clogged with grease from fast food."....Hour Two:Dr.Jim Sadler wants to have a threesome after watching Sex and the City.Hour Three:Pastor William Rennick explains that an old lady died from heat exhaustion in his church last Sunday because he thinks people should be as tough as Jesus was when he got "the hell kicked out of him for 11 hours by the Romans" and the old lady obviously wasn't in shape.....

Monday, August 8, 2005

Hour One:Clara Bingham claims women that home school their children are "gingham-wearers who want to be Michael Landon's wife" and deprive their children of "socialized" education. Ms Bingham also believes that a boy who is home schooled by his mother eventually sees her as a sex object since "hers are the only pair he's seen since birth."Hour Two:Brass Villanueva says the Minutemen Project is illegal. Callers say Brass is an idiot that doesn't know that California is in America.Hour Three:Robert Green of Frazier Foods claims that black people won't be crazy about the new Star Wars film with its wheezing Darth Vader, obviously mocking African-Americans who smoke menthol, and its babbling Yoda, a crass parody of Rosa Parks......

Friday, August 5, 2005

Hour 1:Steve Bosell is suing Coppertone because Roy Hutchins saw it dripping from his wife's face and decided to make a joke.Hour 2:Vernon Dozier thinks soccer stadiums should be spotless after games because Hispanics do domestic work.Hour 3:Phil is off to New York... The Phil Hendrie Show presents the ABSL: the American Blind Soccer League. Phil announces the winner of the Ted's of Beverly Hills contest. Phil can't wait for the Dukes of Hazard movie.

Thursday, August 4, 2005

Hour One:Margaret Grey busts on Phil for asking how Beth Holloway can afford to fly back and forth to Aruba.....Phil explains to Bud why we beep the Ted's jingle....Phil reads e-mail as he talks about the relationship of comedy and politics on his show......Caller tells Phil its a sad day when he hears Phil praising the war.....Hour Two:Lloyd Bonafide is upset that a female is piloting "a rocket ship" (the shuttle Discovery) and giving her opinions on deforestation to the prime minister of Japan. Lloyd feels that the power a stripper had over him years ago is indicative of the same power a woman "with a space ship" can have over the world.Hour three:Ted Bell is on to announce "The Ted's Of Beverly Hills Classy Ladies" emporium that will have under one roof a place for Dad to relax to adult dancers and a place for Mom and the kids to play in a bounce house.

Wednesday, August 3, 2005

Hour 1:Dr.Jeff Dowder's Workshop is giving away a $500 gift pack to any kid who can answer multiple choice questions about science.Hour 2:Brother Carpenter presents "Beating the Hell out of you" with Margaret Gray. Margaret sings Ave Maria. Bobbie Dooley comments on a woman who yelled at her in Spanish. Father McQuarters coverts to Muslim and becomes "Mohammed McQuarter." Bob Bakian talks about the very first cloned dog out of Korea. Margaret Gray wants to help Phil get Conan O'Brien tickets.Hour 3:Phil's friend shields his face from the grill. Coast to Coast with Art Bell: General Jameson finds out if we can clone Jesus. Phil rants on personal sex videotapes. Frank Gray has a lot of videotapes of Margarets ass. Phil recalls an old store with tons of periodicals.

Tuesday, August 2, 2005

Hour 1:Bobbie Dooley is on to talk to Phil about the new "Dove" ads. She believes they tell women it is okay to fatten up. The ad's have average women posing in them...frustrated listeners think Bobbie is a poor example for women and young teens.Hour 2: Phil is on with Frodo the puppet to explain the bull crap. Frodo has an idea for Phil's blog. He think Phil needs photo's. Phil talks about the new Bobbie Brown reality show, the episode where Whitney Houston had to go to the bathroom. Frank Gray is on to talk about the High School teacher who had a sex change and will return to school as a woman in New Jersey. Phil begins to daydream that he is in space. In the dream Bud bean farts. Jeff Dowder gives Phil his beach report. But instead of the Beach report he gives the "Keech report" based on Stacey Keach.Hour 3:Art Griego showed the "Castaway" movie unedited on a charter flight. Listeners call mad that he did that considering he is a pilot...questioning his license.

Monday, August 1, 2005

Hour 1:Margaret Gray, Jay Santos, Herb Sewell, Chris Norton, and Lloyd Bonifide join Phil in a roundtable discussion about Natalie Holloway at the Rusty Pelican. Ward R.Jameson with CLAP Radio says it's in bad taste to make fun of Natalie Holloway. Laurel and Hardy get blown up by an Al Qaeda backpack. Baseball News: 5 people stabbed to death at Dodger Stadium. Jack Brant tracking garbage that was released from a space shuttle.Hour 2:High School football coach Vernon Dozier is putting steroids in his players smoothies without them knowing.Hour 3:Dr.Dean Edell says picking your nose makes you look like a goober. Phil talks about his experience with valet parking at "Chapter 8" restaurant. Hal and Viola watched the webcast and were disappointed when they saw that Phil does the show. Frank Gray calls in to talk about Rafael Palmeiro testing positive for steroids, and as usual, gets his genders mixed up.

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