Tuesday, November 23, 2004 Hour 1: Dean Wheeler claims his inner peace and harmony was raped out of him by a trucker who honked at him / Phil plays “Rate The Bit” to evaluate the previous Dean Wheeler bit. Bud & David contribute / Phil talks about his meeting with Rush Limbaugh at Brian Glicklich’s wedding. Bud & David contribute. Hour 2: Art Bell General Johnson Jameson believes that Pamela Anderson has Big Foot living in her underwear / Bob Bakian Breaking news about mad cow disease and the image of the Virgin Mary found in a cheese sandwich / Craig Hardy Once again, Craig presents news he overheard in a bar. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide wants Dan Rather charged for treason. Dan once soiled a nurse with his oily charm in 1968.

Monday, November 22, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green, supermarket owner, is ruining his business by not selling turkeys this season because the Playboy bunny he's hooked up with says he shouldn't. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, November 19, 2004 Hour 1: Lawn Jockeys Anonymous. Combover Boy explains how easy it is to get sex in jail. Bud Dickman can't pronounce W like Phil can. says Phil is gay since he doesn't have his own kids. Bob Green werewolf foods. Hour 2: Clara Bingham wants Condoleeza Rice to do something about her teeth before she can possibly become a role model for the black community. Hour 3: Steve Bosell dropped a turkey off the roof to show his son how dangerous jumping is, but his neighbor came out and laughed, calling him Evel Knievel.

Thursday, November 18, 2004 Hour 1: Doug Dannger on the Great American Smokeout -- he says you won't have the courage to tell him to put out his cigarette, because he is gay. Hour 2: Bud Dickman gives Phil a hard time about mispronouncing 'marital'. Don Dunphy and George Foreman with Slap Fight of the Titans. Jeff Dowder's Hypothetical America with life without Hawaii. Hour 3: Phil Hendrie O Canada. Barber Shop Guy conversation. Phil is kidnapped by scientologists on remote. Radio Quebec. Bud Rockman's Babe Of the Week, and Jelly Bean Racial Sensitivity Training.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004 Hour 1: Bernard Walker on archeology while FCC chairman Michael Powell farts. Satan Show with other deities weighing in. Bud Dickman with advice. Darren Flue and animal whisperer Ray Belling. Hour 2: Justin McElroy says that he is against his school's Sadie Hawkins Day, which liberates girls, because it's just wrong. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley wants senior citizens to stay out of her neighborhood on Thanksgiving because they're doing a photo shoot and it will make the place look like a retirement community.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004 Hour 1: Dean Wheeler is upset at the solders in Iraq cursing and smoking, and thinks Bush should tell them to stop. Hour 2: Bud Dickman wants help studying for drivers test. Roy Wallace is an autistic DJ doing classical music. Joe wants Phil to say he left his earrings in Joe's car. Alice says Phil was victim of Crank Yankers. Hour 3: Bud Dickman's ideas. Jim Randelphi wants a law to prevent bathing two youngsters at the same time. Phil's Bud Bits That Suck. Phil on PETA and fish.

Monday, November 15, 2004 Hour 1: RERUN of 2004-10-06 hour one. Hour 2: RERUN of 2004-03-11 hour three. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier says the hurricanes in Florida make the kids who play football tougher.

Friday, November 12, 2004 Hour 1: Clara Bingham is asking white women to keep their hands off of black men, because she is interested in protecting the integrity of black family culture. Hour 2: Larry Grover and the Conservatives of Kern County are going around chasing motorists with Kerry stickers trying to scare them. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, November 11, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Doug Dannger will be able to bring you the most in-depth coverage of the fighting in Fallujah primarily because he is gay. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is trying to dissuade neighborhood kids from becoming Catholic, pointing out the Pope wears a funny looking hat. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Justin McElroy says the kids at his school should get a holiday due to the release of Halo 2, saying that people get Veterans Day off.