Tuesday, September 14, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray, campaign reporter, on Laura Bush. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is filing a lawsuit alleging Kerry supporters have been labelled as cowards.

Monday, September 13, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier is a private school dean of discipline who enforces a conservative dress code but requires the girls to unbutton the top three buttons of their blouses. Vernon says that it's so they can express their newfound womanhood, but callers think he's a perv. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, September 10, 2004 Hour 1: RERUN of 2004-08-13 hour three. Hour 2: RERUN of 2004-08-23 hour one. Hour 3: Ted Bell says he wants to keep his illegal Mexican workers because they work harder than lazy Americans.

Hour 1: Viola and Hal Levalier are again headed to Laughlin, NV in their plane. They want Phil to weigh in on whether or not their granddaughter should be allowed to get breast implants now that actress Lindsay Lohan has them. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley wants schools to check students to see if they are wearing thong underwear.

Wednesday, September 8, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Doug Dannger says that because he's gay, you won't look him in the eye and say that you're voting for Bush.

Tuesday, September 7, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray is a slumlord who says Bush's policies make it impossible for her to recoup her losses. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, September 6, 2004 Hour 1: Top 100 Calls of the Year. Hour 2: Top 100 Calls of the Year. Hour 3: Top 100 Calls of the Year.

Friday, September 3, 2004 Hour 1: RERUN of 2004-08-11 hour two. Hour 2: RERUN of 2004-08-06 hour one. Hour 3: RERUN of 2004-08-10 hour one.

Thursday, September 2, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is a Democrat who says Bush and his family were nauseating to look at during a campaign speech. Hour 3: Bob Green is furious with the Florida tourism board because his Disneyworld plans in September were ruined.

Wednesday, September 1, 2004 Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol to harass motorists who pick their kids up at school but live less than 5 miles away. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.