Friday, August 8, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-07-03 hour two. Getting the US government to pay one's exile. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-07-22 hour one. Refusing to sit in the passenger seat. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-07-09 hour one. Defending Kobe Bryant for being in the peak of his prime.

Thursday, August 7, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-07-21 hour three. Kobe Bryant is innocent. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-07-09 hour two. Alert system for kids in hot cars.

Wednesday, August 6, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell says that Federal rebate checks should be redirected into California's treasury since they've had so many floods and wildfires. He finishes accusing a caller of going to the bathroom while on the phone. Closes with flashback of 2003-08-05 hour two. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, August 5, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonafide is a Korean War vet who assaulted a kid at the mall for wearing a Kobe Bryant shirt, saying Kobe is a rapist and the kid caused flashbacks of the war. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that kids own parents are failing them as role models, and she had a fight with another homeowner.

Monday, August 4, 2003 Hour 1: Jay Santos of the citizens auxiliary police is heading Operation School Start, where he inspects bags of high school girls coming out of the mall to check for things like thong underwear. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, August 1, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Steve Bosell at one time sexually assaulted a college girl and says it's racism that Kobe Bryant gets more attention than his offense did. In college he raped a guy at a party because all the women were taken and Steve and him were the last people left. "Why didn't the media talk to me?" Hour 3: Brad Rifkin has written a book called "You've Got To See It To Believe It", making fun of casual gym users who fail to get fit. For the past 23 years he's videotaped clients in his gym through a two-way mirror. He once had a bachelor party where they laughed at the overweight women working out.

Thursday, July 31, 2003 Hour 1: Bob Green does not allow hot lunches in his store because they're Unamerican. he threw out an diabetic employee's hot lunch because of this. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, July 30, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder is with an organization that calls parents of a missing kid to remind them their kids are missing. He says even if it's been 20 or 30 years, you need to put down the TV remote and the chili and keep looking. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler says that giving a kidney to the parent of a girl you raped makes it okay. and he also hates Volkswagens.

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 Hour 1: Dave Oliva says that we need to see a photo of the dead Bob Hope to prove he actually died. Hour 2: (FIRST HALF) Larry Grover is trying to get a law into the books that would make it illegal for a woman to not go through with the act once sex has started. He had freaked out his last girlfriend by telling her he was going to borax the sheets after the act. (SECOND HALF) David G Hall yells at Phil for not wanting to do a Bob Hope tribute. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, July 28, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jay Santos got a breast cancer awareness march limited to a restricted area because he feels the cancer survivors are trying to push their agenda down people's throats.