Monday, June 16, 2003 Hour 1: Bob Green demands that employees who win the lottery pay 20 percent to their employers, since the employees are probably using company time to make their bets. Hour 2: Austin Amarka goes to bookstores and ridicules people who buy the Harry Potter books, saying it promotes devil worship. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, June 13, 2003 Hour 1: Art Griego isn't on speaking terms with his 23-year old daughter because he tried to feel her breasts 5 years ago at her graduation. He says she's a lesbian and a lousy feel shouldn't bother her. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide rear-ended a lady who was driving slow in the fast lane. She was trying to German-brake him, so he plowed into her at 80 mph. The blood drained right out of her kids faces. Flashback of a BDO bit (putting wannabe HOA members in a trailer).

Thursday, June 12, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier wants to ban fat people eating in public because it's like secondhand cigarette smoke and endangers his health.

Wednesday, June 11, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-03-07 hour two. Slut daughter. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-04-25 hour one. Violent teacher. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-05-19 hour two. Don't mess with the rich.

Tuesday, June 10, 2003 Hour 1: Brass Villanueva is a Latino waiter who intimidates customers if they don't give good tips. He says if you want to assure good service, tip well. Callers say it's the other way around. Hour 2: RC Collins and fellow cadets are decorating theirselves with self-awarded military medals because they feel they're part of the team. They're wearing silver stars, bronze stars, and purple hearts. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, June 9, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell plans to open a wine bar while hosting a grad night at his restaurant and says parents need to trust his good judgement. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is suing George Bush because he couldn't find weapons of mass destruction. He bet Cliff Pettigrew, at his job site, that he'd kiss his ass if they didn't find WMD's.

Friday, June 6, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray does not want any churches or other religious symbols visible from public thoroughfares. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, June 5, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is teaching neighborhood girls how to shave and wax their legs without permission of their parents (Part 1). Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is teaching neighborhood girls how to shave and wax their legs without permission of their parents (Part 2). Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, June 4, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier says that men should give credit to Martha Stewart for helping to put women back in the kitchen.