Tuesday, May 6, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, May 5, 2003 Hour 1: Jay Santos wants to ban bachelorette parties because they are degrading to women, and given the shortage of nuns in this country it makes women not want to make religion their vocation. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Glenn Wilcox is a California patrolman who doesn't like the epidemic of speeding. He will ticket anyone automatically who says 'why did you pull me over', but if there's a good excuse he has another solution, force them to go 80 mph. (SECOND HALF) Taylor County High Prom.

Friday, May 2, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Paul Tubby Lane with a NASCAR promotion where men only can have a candlelight dinner with a drive and go to their hotel room, but Paul takes offense if you think it's sexual. Hour 3: Margaret Gray says that because she has American roots that go back 300 years she's more entitled than others to participate in politics. She promotes her book '300 Years In This Country'.

Thursday, May 1, 2003 Hour 1: Harvey Wireman plays a California media watchdog representative who claims the Dixie Chicks are pornographic. Hour 2: Jay Santos wants to ban bachelorette parties because they are degrading to women, unlike bachelor parties. Hour 3: Bush speech on Navy ship.

Wednesday, April 30, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-11-12 hour three. The US had better embrace the British monarchy. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-04-08 hour one. Sending steaks to the troops for some compensation. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-04-09 hour two. Jeff lost a bet on the Iraq invasion.

Tuesday, April 29, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton says that kids get in the way of good sex with single moms, and that they should demand that the father take custody of the kids. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Rudy Canoza is a women's clothing store owner who humiliates women who return items claiming not to have worn them, calling them lying pigs.

Monday, April 28, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Don Parsley's son David was a corporal killed in a firefight in Iraq, and his wife died from breast cancer last year. Don is taking care of their orphaned 18 month old. His story gradually falls apart. By the end, he says his daughter in law was killed in a car crash and they found cancer in the dead body. Hour 3: Bob Green has written a book that tells employers to try exploiting their workers to test what they're really worth.

Friday, April 25, 2003 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is a high school teacher who knows how to deal with high school violence. To avoid being in a crossfire, he threatens physical violence against the parents. Hour 2: Larry Grover says that Scott Peterson will get acquitted if there are too many straight women on the jury who might get the hots for him. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, April 24, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley's is head of the HOA that prohibits yellow ribbons from being displayed but she hung her underwear up to get her lost dog to come home. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Steve Bosell's daughter made a great play at a baseball game and he's worried that makes her a lesbian.

Wednesday, April 23, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier is a high school teacher who will penalize students who watch the Dixie Chicks on Diane Sawyer, claiming that they're bar trash and that their apology for their anti-war statements isn't genuine. Hour 3: VARIETY.