Monday, January 27, 2003 Hour 1: Steve Bosell is suing the Oakland Raiders following their Superbowl loss, and says that it traumatized his son. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Larry Grover says Celine Dion had no business singing God Bless America since she is Canadian.

Friday, January 24, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell is a restaurant owner who put 2 Superbowl tickets up as a prize. two abused teenagers won and Ted says he won't honor them because he doesn't want to upset any customers who abuse their kids. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that women need to stay out of Superbowl parties and stag parties. she is helping out with her husband's party by wearing a wet T-shirt.

Thursday, January 23, 2003 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier spanks his 14-year old daughter bare-bottomed to punish her. His wife is going to take away his visitation rights. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder is a rowdy football fan who says if you bring your girlfriend to a football game, it's open season on her. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, January 22, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-11 hour three. Carwash terrorist scare. Hour 2: Clara Bingham is a teacher who tapes her students mouths shut, because you don't tell her what to do. Hour 3: Chris Norton lists 14 reasons why women are attracted to him and why he's slept with 979 women. He's not circumcised and has a musk scent. The show closes with Mavis Leonard's tidbits.

Tuesday, January 21, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-01-06 hour three. Don't waste time at the Lexus dealer. Hour 2: RERUN of 2001-05-30 hour three. Sex offender halfway house. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-01-07 hour two. Women are into sex for money.

Monday, January 20, 2003 Hour 1: Steve Bosell is suing neighbors who falsely accused him of farting when he was getting out of a leather car seat. He traded back insults saying she smelled like tuna. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley wants Martin Luther King Day to be Marty King day because they are whites in Werstern Estates Homeowners Association and whites don;t get formal names. She hit a young girl in her SUV in speed bumps, and all of this mentioned in this show description has gotten her canned as Western Estates president. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-11-04 hour two. Stay out of handicapped stalls.

Friday, January 17, 2003 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is a teacher who was suspended for insulting a kid who was selling fund raising candy bars. He says nobody's going to make him feel guilty. He'll look at a kid in front of a store directly in the eye, say "NO", and keep eye contact. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-01-03 hour three. Private School TV show idea. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-11-01 hour one. Can't figure out a cell phone.

Thursday, January 16, 2003 Hour 1: Dean Wheeler is with a group of divorced dads who say that they're better than their ex-wives, and they also falsely accuse their exes of molesting their kids. Hour 2: Jay Santos and the citizens auxiliary police are stopping kids and searching them for drugs, and says they've got to do that to prevent another 9-11. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-11-07b TBE. No women on a construction site.

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-10-02 hour three. Catholic naked male war protest. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-09-26 hour three. Soldiers should be entitled to polygamy. Hour 3: Bob Green is a talent agent who says that if Americans don't like the anti-war rhetoric of movie stars, they only have theirselves to blame for idolizing them.

Tuesday, January 14, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-10-18 hour three. One night stand with a serviceman's wife. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-11-20 hour three. Stepdad expectations on the new family. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-10-03 hour two. No women in his country club.