Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks with callers about 9/11. SECOND HALF. Ted Bell is upset that his limo driver can't carry his bags into LAX Airport anymore because of the new security restrictions. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jay Santos wants to identify non-Americans by making them sing God Bless America. SECOND HALF. Phil says his show is a panacea for 9/11 depression, talks about 9/11 events, and the coming airline layoffs. Hour 3: Colleen Kristen Brewster wants a fundraiser for travel agents rather than only for first responders. SECOND HALF. Phil picked up Maria from the airport and says the current state of flying is depressing, and maybe everyone on planes should carry a weapon. Phil talks with callers.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is fining homeowners in her HOA that are not flying a large enough flag. At 20:34 Phil lets caller Mindy off the hook mentioning he does all the voices. Phil says the last thing we need is hysterical people sending out e-mails. Phil talks to callers. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. RC Collins claims he saw Osama bin Laden at a Blockbuster in Van Nuys renting a movie and buying Jujubes. SECOND HALF. Phil comments on the 9/11 events, talks with callers about whether events should be canceled. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Chris Norton says women are not patriotic because his candlelight dinner NYPD fundraiser. He did get bids but the women were not good-looking enough. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-03-21c CBI. Phil talks about synthetic rubber and 9/11 events.

Hour 1: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 2: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about 9/11.

Hour 1: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 2: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about 9/11.

Hour 1: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 2: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. At 30m Phil talks about Nostradamus and a DJ who took the day off when the planets lined up, and was allowed to.

Hour 1: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 2: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about 9/11.

Hour 1: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 2: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about 9/11.

Hour 1: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 2: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Flashback of 2001-05-10 hour two. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Flashback of 2001-06-05 hour two.

Hour 1: Phil could not get a flag pole company to come out. Phil talks with callers about 9/11. Hour 2: Phil talks about 9/11. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about 9/11.

Hour 1: Phil opens saying comedy is gone for now because of 9/11. Phil talks about the 9/11 events and chats with callers. Hour 2: Phil talks about 9/11 and talks with callers. A caller at 10m claims inside information that the US almost assassinated Saddam in 1991. Hour 3: Phil talks with callers about the 9/11 events yesterday.