Raj Feneen and Jeff Dowder kicked off the show with a debate about U.S. military preparedness. Raj thinks that the U.S. military is crap and that the accidents in the military prove it. Jeff eventually admits that Raj is kicking his ass... The second hour featured Roland Schwinn and his "Stocks & Cash" newsletter. Roland thinks that Phil's audience doesn't understand the market, and questions why he is even on the air. Jay Santos closed the show. He said that you never say no to buying girl scout cookies, because they take a peek in purses if they are refused. They actually took a woman and strip searched her.

Ted Bell kicked off the show to talk about the falling stock market. He's now hiring former dot com howners as busboys and parking attendents, so he can put them in their place. The second hour featured Margaret Grey. She says now that the hispanic population is rising, Margaret can admit that she's hispanic and become the leader of the community. Bob Greene started the third hour to talk about his expertise as a special FX artist. He wants the Earnhardt autopsy photos because he needs fresh inspiration. He used to do FX for "Alice", "Newhart", and "Full House." Phil closed the show with a rant about autopsy photos and 911 calls, specically the right to see and hear them. He also ranted about Pollack and Weight Watchers.

Phil took the day off to attend the talk radio seminar weekend. The first hour featured the 4PM hour from Feb. 16, 2001. Jeff Dowder on Dennis Deyong's birthday. The second hour started with the 5-5:30PM hour from Feb. 15, 2001. Larry Grover suing Clinton for stealing Bush's spotlight. The second hour closed with the 5:30-6PM hour from Feb. 19, 2001. Dave Oliva expresses his love for Nicole Kidman. The third hour started with the 6-6:30PM hour from Feb. 14, 2001. Pastor Renneck complaining that people are tithing 10% of net and not gross. The third hour closed with the 5:30-6PM hour from Feb. 13, 2001. Ted Bell e-mailed his wife with intent of divorce.

Austin Amarca kicked off the show as the "Ultimate Cowboys Fan." He thinks that the Cowboys are the greatest team ever and losing Aikman won't matter. They'll still be the greatest. The second hour featured RC Collins. RC thinks that video games and violent movies cause the kids to shoot other kids. "Parents need to take control of us because we are out of control." Steve Bosell and Harvey Wireman closed up the show witha  '70s party. They played Twister. Dale Montez pinned Steve down and farted in his face, and he's since been unable to sleep with his wife.

Brass Villenheuva started off the show to alert the media to the fact that hispanics are now equal in population to blacks. "This is bad, because as the numbers grow, we become less of a dangerous fringe group. Less attention will be paid to us." The second show featured Bobbie Dooley. She thinks that some families, not hers, but some need to whip kids to keep them from shouting at kids at school. "We leave our guns unlocked, but our kids know better. We are exceptional because we live in good n' hood." Phil wrapped up the show by taking calls from the listeners.

Bob Bakian started the show reporting from a candlelight vigil with an important announcement: Kenny G. has signed an extended contract! Phil closed the first hour with a rant about kids with guns. Margaret Gray was on in the second hour to talk about her son, Jayson Jay Delmonico, who wrote a play called, "School's Out: The Columbine Story." Jayson's play was canceled after the Santee shooting. Margaret is pissed. The disappointment will kill Jayson just as much as those kids who died. Art Griego wrapped up the show.

Larry Grover kicked off the show. He said that it was bad enough that Hugh Rodham tried to buy pardons, but he further insults us because he's fat. "Fat criminals are worse than thin ones."

Lloyd Bonafide kicked off the show to talk about his friend who got married over the last summer. Lloyd gave his friend a drill as a gift, and his friend's wife died a month later. Etiquette says to return gifts if you don't stay together for six months, so Lloyd wants his drill back. The second hour featured Bob Greene talking about the recent Survivor episode. Bob thinks that getting burned was tragic, but boy, was it great TV... He took one for the team. Phil wrapped up the final hour by taking calls from listeners. "You may now talk to me."

The first hour started off with Art Griego, followed by a rant by Phil. The second hour featured Jeff Dowder. He was on to give his stance on the recent quake. Jeff thinks that God sent the Seattle quake because he is angry that Starbucks is taking over the land and "raping" and "molesting" the bean. Chris Norton joined us in the third hour to talk about circumcision. Chris is uncircumcised and has been with 979 women. He claims that they all prefer an uncut member. "I have them bathe me and keep hand wipes in my car." Mavis wrapped up the show with her segment, "Interestin Tidbits."

Dr. Jim Sadler opened the show to offer his advice as a pediatrician and cloth diaper service owner. He claims that the kids who went out in the freezing cold did so because their disposable diapers are too hot. The second hour featured Bob McGraw of McGraw Industries. Bob is raising money for the Seattle Quake by selling earthquake kits for $250 each. The money is going to multiple charities, but Bob can't remember their names, so it's best to make out the checks directly to Bob McGraw. Phil closed the show with a rant about the Seattle Quake, the "Economic Downturn", the Grizzlies moving to LA, and the Hollywood Walk of Fame.