Chris Norton started the show saying that he accidentally spread the Anna Kornikova virus because he thinks that she's stalking him. The second hour was kicked off by Collen Kristen Brewster. She discussed the "V-Day package for him" which all women will love. It starts off with a limo to Marshalls with a $25 gift card. Then on to an XFL game followed by TGI Fridays. All for the low, low price of $1,295. Ted Bell closed the second hour by telling Phil that he had recently filed for divorce with his wife. The kicker? He sent her notification via e-mail. He was too busy to do it in person. Well, actually, he had his secretary do it for him. But she CC'd Ted on it. The third hour featured a rant by Phil on the Academy Award nominations, the XFL, V-Day flowers, and fat & lazy products.

The first hour Phil ranted about Mexico, stomach ailments, and prescriptions. Margaret Grey joined the show in the second hour to talk about the new movie "Hannibal". She argued that the movie is influencing children and they will eat each other. David G. Hall wrapped up the second hour by discussing the Timothy McVeigh execution. David thought that it could be funny in the right light. The third hour started with Dave Oliva exclaiming that Eminem is gay and is going to come out at the Grammy's. Phil closed the show with a rant about homosexuals.

Phil was on vacation this week. All the hours are "Best Of" shows. Hour 1 featured Art Griego from Jan. 16 2001. Hour 2 was Jeff Dowder from Jan. 19, 2001. Hour 3 featured Bob Greene from Jan. 2, 2001.

Phil was on vacation this week. All the hours are "Best Of" shows. Hour 1 featured Brad Riffkin from Jan. 18 2001. Hour 2 was Rudy Canoza from Jan. 10, 2001. Hour 3 featured Chris Norton from Jan. 4, 2001.

Phil was on vacation this week. All the hours are "Best Of" shows. Hour 1 featured Dean Wheeler from Jan. 15 2001. Hour 2 was Prof. Robert Leonard from Jan. 12, 2001. Hour 3 featured Bobbie Dooley from Jan. 3, 2001.

Phil was on vacation this week. All the hours are "Best Of" shows. Hour 1 featured Margaret Grey from Jan. 3 2001. Hour 2 was Clara Bingham from Jan. 18, 2001. Hour 3 featured Steve Bosell from Jan. 9, 2001.

Phil was on vacation this week. All the hours are "Best Of" shows. Hour 1 featured Pastor Renneck from Jan. 9 2001. Hour 2 was Colleen Kristin Brewster from Jan. 4, 2001. Hour 3 featured Ted Bell from Jan. 15, 2001.

The first hour featured a rant about professional radio caller service (AKA "callers on demand"), the XFL, and animals who bite humans. Dr. Jim Sadler joined us in the second hour. He said that owners of mean dogs who earn under $50K per year are white trash. They simply don't know any better. Art Bell closed the second hour to fill us in on what happened to him during his retirement. The third hour featured Doug Danger talking about Jason Priestly and other junky actors. Doug thinks they should be given a taxpayer funded rehab sponsor rather than being tied up in rehab.

Dave Oliva started the show discussing Tiger Woods' recent injury incurred by a fan. He argued that Tiger needs to be licensed to carry a gun on the course, or given Secret Service protection. In the second hour Bob Greene joined us as the "White Professor of Black Studies." He was very condecending about it and really knows nothing about Black History. The final hour was a rant about Temptation Island, and Christian women who are really into sex.

Chris Norton opened the show by suggesting a new TV idea: "Diet Island." 16 women, who are each 10-20 pounds overweight, are put on an island with exercise programs. The catch is that food and buffets will be strategically placed all around the island to tempt them. The grand prize winner gets a date with Chris. In the second hour Austin Amarca joined us to discuss the lady mauled by the dogs in San Francisco.