Don Micksa, professor of engineering at the University of Washington and the chairman of the Progessive Student Faculty Alliance at the school, knew he was going to have to deal with his conservative students on the stock market dropping 500 points and their blaming Obama for it. So in order to "even the playing field" he smashed the lecture hall thermostat causing the air conditioning to go out and the students to have to sit and sweat and not focus on their arguments. Professor Micksa said he "debated them real good."
Mr Don Parsley came on our show tonight to relate to Phil the story of his wife, son, daughter, niece and nephew getting badly hurt in a cattle stampede at the "Eubem County County Fair" (not to be confused with the old county fair known as the Eubem County Fair) According to Mr. Parsley his aforementioned family memers were "hooved, gored and horned" by a "cavalcade of steer," some even breaking away from the others to single out Parsley's son for particularly harsh abuse. This nut even asked for donations so he could pay the hospital bills, declining Phil's $1,000 offer as "not even enough to pay for tap water."
