Chris Norton joins the program to talk about “Millennium Singles Directory”, a respectful list of women’s names who have been molested as a child, Chris says that based on his experience these are not good women for a relationship.
While showing his son how to “pop the clutch” in his Corvette, restaurant owner Ted Bell accidentally hit one of his busboys in the parking lot.
Margaret Gray sings Pink Floyd’s “Welcome to the Machine” with her own lyrics. The RC Collins “Blows-A-Meter” sizes up the latest “Teachers” ratings. Phil fell off a ladder yesterday. Phil talks about how he will miss his characters after his retirement. Harvey Wireman reads from futoncritic.com. Phil mentions other radio personalities that he admires and reads some e-mail.