Phil, Margaret and Robert were joined by Pastor William Rennick and his wife Clara to talk about monitoring school lunches and the way in which Phil sounded "panicked and lady-like" when he announced Turkey was shelling Syria over a border incident. Pastor Rennick insisted that Phil 'shrieked like a lady that's seen a mouse."
Margaret meanwhile tried to explain to Phil what was going on with school lunches. Saying there was not only "surprise meat" being served in school cafeterias but "surprise pie, surprise dip and the surprise the cafeteria lady gives you later" Margaret went on to tell Phil that she demands her son eat every morsel from his plate or "by God I'll make you lick it clean." When Bud yelled out "that's what's she said" Margaret dropped him and threw him outside, telling Robert to "throw a bucket of water on him."
