Phil–“I had my most embarrassing and disgusting meltdown yet at around 11:30pm PST on the videocast. Some people think these are some sort of put-on. I wish. They are examples of taking things far more seriously than they should be and heaping this angst and over-preoccupation with perfection on my crew, one of the best a guy could have.
I’m recommitting myself to not doing that again. I don’t care if people believe me or don’t believe me. But see for yourself what an asshole I can be. One more thing. At least I admit it unlike the billions of assholes swarming this earth who think they’re doing fine.”
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Considering Phil’s remarks above, this episode is probably an unpleasant memory for him. But oh boy, the Darren Brown bit has me cracking up right now. I’m listening with headphones and my girlfriend is getting fed up with my constant snickering. I can’t even put my finger on what I find so funny about Darren…it’s the little details of Phil’s characterization like when Darren says “change needs to begin in the here and now”. Something about how Darren believes himself to be an eloquent communicator but keeps saying awkward, unclear stuff. “It may or may not be a fact that the recorder recorded what it recorded.”
And how the fuck does any listener know what Jason and Phil's relationship is off the air? Maybe they're doing a bit. Don't you people understand that NOTHING IS REAL?
Let's just hope Jason and Phil do.
"Maybe do a show where Herb Sewell "advises" you about controlling your impulses (temper)"
No, select a tribunal of characters to conduct a panel discussion, an investigation if you will, of Phil's mental state…C'mon Phil show off more! Fuck the callers! My favorite thing is to watch you do four or five characters "at once". FULLY INDULGE YOUR EXHIBITIONISM.
YES!!!!!!! GREAT RADIO AND TV AT THE SAME TIME!
"I get shot at?" SO WHAT! That is such a lame statement not to mention that is what we get paid for in the volunteer military. The fact that you get shot at isn't even relevant. I agree with others Jason needs to tell Phil to go fuck himself at least Phil would have some respect for him and maybe Jason would have some respect for himself. What is the worst thing that can happen to you Jason? Maybe get fired something tells me Jason would breathe a sigh of relief if Phil did fire him. Bottom line Jason needs to be a man and stand up for himself. On another subject Phil what is your game plan for overcoming your meltdowns and better yet what do you hope your meltdowns will achieve? Just talking/writing about it is probably not enough probably going to need some counseling or something take care I wish you well.
I used to be able to save the links on my android phone. Now it just gives me "download unsuccessful". Anybody else having an issue?
Forget about it Mr. Hendrie… It's a tough concept and show, to pull off night after night. You are your own worst critic. We tend to destroy our health in our quest for perfection. Meltdowns give us a true perspective of underlying issues that shape our days. This show has made me laugh through some fucking tough times in my life, being called a cunt is a promotion in my mind. Flip it Melonfarmer… it ain't nothing but a G thang.
Sessyman, illiterate miscreants are the reason the politicians want to censor the internet. A pithy donation to a website is a weak excuse for posting idiotic drivel. The loudest flamers who show up at website parties, are the one's in the corner sporting a glove with no fingers on one hand. Big talk and no backbone is the usual mode for venom spewing blogtwats, Show some empathy sometime Sessy.. You'll feel better.
he would miracle that cat out of there!
Blame it on the Dyna Pep Phil.
As for the silly guy who "gets shot at," who cares. Duck, sucker, or find some other work.
These weird tantrums are usual fare of the noisy, the self-indulgences of prima-Donnas everywhere. I've known the yelling fits of the overwrought fitful forever. HOWEVER, what I still find irksome are the the weenies like that Jason fellow who take that lip like little girls getting dragged off to poppa's big chair for pedo-play. Get some nerve, donkey boys, and bitch-slap that guy for once. Who cares if some show-person goes nuts and drools his vocabulary like Baby Huey suffering turrets syndrome, just jump back at him, down his throat, through his (rather rotund) gut, and out his ass. Get some balls, guys.
Calling your listeners cunts? Way over the line! You may be proficient in "Radio Land" but I am proficient in a lot more. Get shot at motherfucker and keep that attitude. I get shot at to defend you saying shit like that. Hearing your radio show made me happy until now. You stay in your little self contained world. My BSP will be cancelled. I am sure you don't care though because you know everything. I don't need you. I will get my Talk Radio from someone like Phil Valentine or Michael DelGiornio. They are actually really funny too! You are not the pioneer you think you are! I heard you talk shit about the people in Nashville, AKA, Supertalk 99.7! I think i will actually start to work on getting you dropped from the station! You actually just fill dead air anyway! It is not like you can't be replaced with most anybody!
Like I have said before — Someone didn't get their nap time before the show.
Keep up the awesome work Phil..you're the best…and being in the music biz for 35 yrs,I totally understand the importance of having your crew working on the top of their game… Oh and Phil,Thank you for the compliment..it's an honor to be called a CUNT from the best…
I want to see what happened when the web cam was turned off. That is why I pay the outrageous $6.95 a month.
Phil, you are still a genius. Maybe do a show where Herb Sewell "advises" you about controlling your impulses (temper)
Love the meltdowns Phil keep them coming. Merry Christmas Phil
The assholery sucks but it is common among some of the most compassionate people in a work environment. When a professional is doing his job and someone with less experience and expertise are around there is friction.
these shows are great. even the worst ones are better than the other shit out there! have fun. you've got the best thing going in radio man! how fucking cool is that? Love you man but if you can't figure out a way to dig this anymore then maybe hang it up. and don't get me wrong, I would miss the hell out of you and the show, but if it's fucking up your mental health and that of your crew then fuck it. I think you can make it work
I love listening to the videofeed at work. There's your reality.
Also, yay, Gary Dupree <3
Hour one was .. Pastor Rennick on Animal Adoption – Pastor Rennick is a Animal Hospital Benefactor and is one to discuss his methods of getting payment for operations.
Hour two was… Darren Brown Fame whore of whistleblowers – Darren Brown (defence attorney) is on to discuss the ramifications of people who record questionable situations and bring the footage to the local news station instead of the authorities.
Hour 3 hottalk..
I found Pastor Rennicks setup a little convoluted and restrained. … an odd pairing Pastor Rennick as a benefactor of an animal hospital. The setup was dull, comedy wise, and while the concept is strong the support is flimsy. Pastor Rennick phailed to get some calls after the 20 minute mark, but the Pastor was most entertaining in talking with Phil solo for 10 minutes. Only two callers on this segment and we have callers and Guests talking over eachother… it's hard to hear the jokes through all that mess.
The Pastor seemed out of sync tonight… His cadence was off… to me the bit was messy, but the 10 minutes mid-segment of Phil and the pastor discussing the topic at hand was the diamond in the rough.
Darrens setup wasn't partifularily phunny… It's a good concept, but it's not delivered well… Fame whores or whistleblowers… was the teacher viewing the childs computer or was the child watching the teachers computer. This bit has a lot of potential humour, but it's phailing to draw in callers.
Sometimes I think that new characters have a harder time drawing in callers due to their lack of phamiliarity with phil… Phil could put Bobbie, Larry or Marg on a bit like this and their motives really change the approach and outcome. It took 28 minutes to get a caller…. This Darren Brown is not the old program directer in North Dakota…
Naturally it's easy to say "if phil used this character, the bit would've been better/phunnier", but it is an observation I've made listening to the past years worth of PHS. … anyway about it, Phil mircifully stopped the Darren Brown bit after 28 minutes.
… see he does have some compassion.
The videofeed was the worst idea.
For me, Phil is a comedic genius. I enjoy "listening" to the show. I gave up "watching" and now listen to the show the next day. This way I can enjoy the characters and avoid the "rants" and the emotional explosions. As I wrote in a PM to Phil, I think that expecting new listeners to fall for the hook every night is a goal that is hard to meet. Living on the west coast, I can listen live, but to hope for brand listeners up between 1 and 4 AM on the east coast to be great callers is a dream that's not likely to come true.
Expecting perfection in an imperfect world is something Steve B. might sue the world for.
Kept up the characters. Even if people don't call your performance rocks.,
Ps,, im a gay man and a gay doctor… and your adopted
Pjewwy,, why dont you just go and suck my fuck,,, Phil is a cockfucked tubesteakeating cuntmouthing fuck,,, i pay for his site,, i love him and i have tourettes syndrome,, and i need help,, so please try to undertand and forgive me,, you pussydrip cuntfucked cocksucker… Phil needs a therapist and prozac,,, he needs help.. but damn himm,,, i love him… i need him,, im addicted,,,.. so yes,, just like the rest of the cunts here,, i will l isten and pray for a good show…
Phil. After that last guy, I can see why you called your listeners cunts. I second that.
Cunt since 2004,
your such a miserable fat bloated farted tub o guts fuckmouthed shitdrinking cum dumpster Phil.. why the fuck dont you just go away and drink yourself into insanity.. if you hate your producer,, then fire that fuckface…. be a man,, sac up.. either fix the problem and retire…. or get therapy,,, be thankful for what you have,,,, your an ingrate and poorly educated,,,your ungreatful for your wealth and status,, you do a fucking radio show… your an enterainer,,, be thankful… or move the fuck on…. Love and Kisses,,, Ps i miss that dot head,, Ramm
You're not an asshole. You just have zero capacity as an empath. Probably born that way, so technically it's not even your fault.
Phil. I'm a foul mouthed asshole sometimes too. It's nice to have the company. Good thing Jason's on the payroll (my ex- wasn't). At least you're "keepin it reel"!
Loyal listener since the Bin Laden take home game,
Pat "pjewwy" Gagne
That was disrespectful. It is obvious your staff is trying to work with you but you continue to make them feel stupid. Not only that, you called your listeners CUNTS. Fuck You Hendrie! I was hooked on the show due to a Nashville station that you talked shit about. I jumped right in as a BSP member at first but now that I see how you conduct business, I am jumping right back out! I will get my entertainment somewhere else. I am sure that you could care less though because I am a Nashville Hillbilly.
Trust YOUR instincts, phill your best when your flying by the seat of your pants and improving on the idea.