Reverand David Castorini is concerned about a new orangutan exhibit at the Indianapolis Zoo. According to the Reverand, watching primates seduces humans into identifying with them and hence we, as humans, start believing in the theory of evolution. Castorini told Phil that sometimes, when he gets depressed, he goes to the zoo to look at the monkeys and cheer himself up. Ultimately though he winds up wanting an ape to "rule over me."
Harvey Weirman, Marine veteran and retired lawyer, joined Phil to discuss the attack on Pearl Harbor 70 years ago today. Harvey said he is tired of "having to remember a defeat. We got caught with our shorts around our ankles as if we were shuffling down the hall for toilet paper." Harvey wound up playing the Japanese national anthem telling Phil 'these are the guys we should be honoring. We got our asses handed to us!"
