Hour One:
Bobbi and Steve Dooley, President and Vice President of the Western Estates Parent Teacher Organization are on to talk about the annual candy bar sale and magazine subscription drive the kids at their schools do to raise money. This year, Bobbi has earmarked some of the money raised to be used for her and Steve to take a "working vacation" in Mexico. Bobbi wants the kids to get out there and really sell so she uses, as their motivational symbol, the pine cone (please reference Mepham High School, Long Island, New York, hazing incident, 2003)
Hour Two:
David G. Hall pops on to tell Phil he is sick of the low-brow humor on the show and insists Phil start playing music from "Lord of the Dance." Father James McQuarters comes on to dance an Irish jig and sing a traditional Irish folk song about picking the leaves from a magical tree and "blasting up." Then we played a Listener Request Flashback and Skippy and Frank came on to do "more ground breaking radio." They were throwing kittens off a bridge. Then Phil explained how reality shows got started and how the show Cops sticks it to the real cops that are on that show by not paying them SAG scale. Pet Talk With Darren Flew features Darren taking a call from an English Bulldog named Jack who is worried that he hasn't been neutered yet and as a result is humping the ottoman in the den.
Hour Three
The hour starts with Extreme Nudity with Jeff Dowder. This week Jeff is in La Paz Mexico jumping dirt bikes, which have bad shocks and no seat springs, nude. Phil then talked about his marriage while Bud gave him crap. The the Lord Q Movie Review Show comes on. Phil talks with Lord Q about the movie Million Dollar Baby after Lord Q takes a hit of acid. Then Phil talks some more about the Retrouvaille retreat he and Maria went on. Bud comes on to say he has a great song to introduce another segment of Phil talking about his marriage. It's "poon-Tang" by the Treniers so Phil slaps Bud. Then Dr. Jim Sadler comes on to mention the work he is doing with senior citizens. He runs "dead pools" in the various retirement homes he visits with special door prizes.
