Hour 1:
FIRST HALF. Phil comments on 9-11 and on the draft lottery. SECOND HALF. Jim Sadler thinks Reagan National Airport is naming an important place for an ex-president who can barely function and makes enemies think we don't know what we're doing.
Hour 2:
FIRST HALF. Bobbie Dooley is rationing gas masks and emergency supplies at her HOA according to income, with poor people last because they already have natural immunity. She got the idea from Titanic. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about drinking and the cops letting the news vans through a checkpoint, the Amish, his dislike of people with doomer prophecies of 9/11.
Hour 3:
FIRST HALF. Phil talks about Muslim interpretation of the 9-11 attacks. SECOND HALF. Herb Sewell comments on Barry Bonds home run record and ends up sounding like a racist.
