Vernon Dozier is a high school teacher with a Facebook page and over 400 female friends, all of them under 18 and some of them not students at his school. How does he get away with posting a picture of himself while in South America wearing nothing but underwear that he thought “was a pair of speedos?” It’s a twisted tale.
Later, Ted Bell explains why texting and tweeting while driving is okay for him but not for “some of these lousy punk kids. I told one kid you’re going to kill every Christina soul with your texting and he says to me ‘I’m Jewish’ Of course he is. The westside is crawling with Jews.” Ted barely gets out of the hour alive and blames Phil for everything.