Wednesday, August 27, 2003
Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-07-01 hour two. Terminator and the police.
Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-07-14 hour three. Daughter married an Italian.
Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-04-16 hour one. Praying for the troops.
Aspiring police officer Dave Oliva is sure that the release of Terminator 3 will motivate officers to start lifting weights so they will have the strength to apprehend more suspects. Dave claims several police departments have already screened the movie for their officers and it has already made an impact. This alone proves Schwarzenegger’s viability for office. The movie may not be any good, but that shouldn’t stop you from supporting what it has accomplished.
Dean Wheeler tries to explain why it is his right to key expensive cars outside Italian restaurants. Dean contends he must relieve his pent up frustration for having to pay for his daughter’s wedding and watch the groom’s Italian family scarf down the food he bought, while he’s forced to dance in a conga line. Keying the cars of people supporting Italian products is a reasonable alternative to troubling his daughter.
Finally, Pastor William Rennick claims he is responsible for the success of the war effort in Iraq because only the prayers of preachers and ministers are heard. He is not asking for thanks, but come Sunday, keep in mind who holds the keys to your salvation when the hat is being passed around.
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