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RC Collins says that for him to fight and die for his country he’s going to need better stuff sent from home than handi-wipes and sunflower seeds. He wants the “civilians” to start spending some money. Kegs of root beer and “sausage san’wiches” are what he wants. And no peanuts either….
Charlie LeFountain is the father of a 14 year old girl he wants to protect from predators. He firgures if the kid is repulsive it’ll put them off. So he’s forcing her to over eat and gain weight until she’s obese. He’s also not allowing her to shower but two times a week “’til she smells like a goat.” Recently he spotted “some creep hanging around a street corner.” With his daughter and two of her friends in the car, Charlie stopped, got out some old Navy signalman flags and signaled to the guy “I got four of them…fat and repulsive.” Charlie claimed “the guy then turned on his heel and walked straight out of town.”
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DAY OF NO NUDITY! LMAO, YES!
just saying… that should be on iTunes.
I gotta listen to this one again <3 Always good stuff to listen to on demand 🙂
ME AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
SAUSAGES!!!!
Na…the Herb material was weak. Terrible version of his voice and personality…it seems a lot of the old characters are starting to hybrid
"I rolled down the window and I said, there's nothing for you in here. Move on to the next fishing hole." I can't remember the exact line, butn it cracked me up.
Sittle sucks Barnabus's phantom nut, Phil is always bitchen.
RCs setup was good… RC was really well performed in the setup. He sounds great. Not a lot of jokes, but some nice groundwork.
The bit got a bit soft after the 20 minute mark, lack of material & escalation as is the usual in the post newstalk era. Phils interview with the submariner was a time killer.
RC wasn't very conversational (or confrontational), mostly restricted to the sidelines during the conversations. Despite that RC had some good jokes (hillariously taunting Phil near the end) and was entertaining. Great caller at the end.
Overall Phil sounds happy tonight and happy to be there.
The Charlie LaFountain setup was a good premise. I thought the opening was entertaining, but not really funny. Charlie seemed to slip out of his known character, voice kept wavering.
The bit got funnier after the 15 minute marks.. shades of pre 2006… Great scenario about having "Nothing but fat brats in this car"… Great! This bit only attracted a lousy caller, but the ending was pretty good.
Nice to hear Herb come on the line with Charlie… they do sound familiar… Nice touch, great use of time.
Hottalk was exceptional tonight, with 2 visits from Dowder… This is the best episode of all of May, consistent throughout with some decent laughs to be found.
On the Dannger scale – 2 Gay thumbs down 4 gay thumbs up
The video keeps stalling every couple of seconds.
I have to say the last couple nights was pretty good stuff! Revising the he/she/it story was the icing on the cake! These new bit ideas remind me of the old shows. The show is getting better.
Fuck yeah!, been a while since I heard me some Barnabus Collins!
what's with the creepy way he's pronouncing "shashagis?" He sounds even younger than he did 12 years ago. Awesome, thanks Phil.
shit – I was all stoked to hear an RC Collins bit, too! Phil, please plant a foot up there real deep like into someone a TRN please. Oh, and ask them to upload the right files, too.
TRN derps again… wrong files… At least they are consistent.
videocast?
this audio is not from June 1st, it is from May 31st.