We welcomed on the show tonight Chris Norton who, reluctantly, has taken Rep. Gabrielle Giffords off of his blogs’ “Movers and Shakers” list. Outraging Phil and his audience, Chris said he had to do it because the pictures of her released after leaving the hospital showed “eye crimp, head dent and sag.”
Next up, it was retired attorney Harvey Weirman discussing what Anthony Weiner’s next move should be. Harvey doesn’t think quitting or even arrest is the answer. “What if it was Abraham Lincoln that tweeted his thing? What then?” Later, Harvey had his butler George draw him a bath and then went through his nightly aversion therapy ritual that helps him stay off of cigars….heating soup to boiling and then pouring it into his underwear.
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Demone, dump the bitch and find another. Plenty of fish in the fuck pond. One of em will actually like YOU.
and THANKS Alex!
gbarrett is precisely right.
Thanks for doing the Chris Norton bit I sent in the other day last night Phil 🙂
Phil my boy,
You have shown yourself to be of good breeding.
you speak without fear, and we appreciate that.
The committee commends you on your hubris, kudos my friend.
but my girlfriend thinks you are offensive.'
She tells me to end my subscription to your fabulous web-site.
I am torn my friend. Your comedy fills my soul with life and happiness because of the truth that you extract from your unkowing listners.
I will try to continue my subscription by the woman is powerful and the struggle is long and difficult.
Wish me luck my friend!!!!
Give me Phil Hendrie or give me..
NO HONEY I AM NOT LISTENING TO PHIL HENDRIE I AM LOOKING FOR A GOOD DEAL ON THOSE SANDALS FOR OUR VACATION WITH YOU MOTHER.
WISH ME LUCK!
Thanks for giving us some sess last night Phil. I was listening last night on philcast, you describing how Lance is totally in love with Chris. That would be one damn hilarious bit if that happened and Lance's crush is revealed to Chris.
Sorry about the delay on the videocast; we had some issues uploading the file to the server. It should be available now.
Nice to hear from David G. Wireman…..yeesh! That wasn't Harvey…what the F?
@henry1357 – it's at the beginning of Monday's videocast (or was it Tuesday's). No more than 1/2 hour in.
waiting for that videocast – back to Rhapsody I go 🙂
Yes, we have to get some medical review boards to approve this procedure, apparently it cures space jungle rot AND helps people stop smoking. Just imagine the words "Space Jungle Rot" in a prestigious medical journal.
A rather odd angle for Nortons setup, imo. Just the juxtaposition between Nortons history (sess indussry), his politcal blog and downrating Giffords sessiness… It's weird, but it plays out well, it "sounds" like a pre 2006 bit… It's like Chris Norton hosting a political "Buds Babe of the week"… It's not as funny as a pre 2006, but it's got potential. The setup got phunnier as Chris reveals his insensitivity (notice the dent, holding a banister etc.)
The patriot wash got a hurried introduction around the 15 minute commercial mark… I would think that might be more effective at the outset of the show to attract the top of the hour dial tuners. Patriotizing needs to be consistent, it can be effective in getting callers.
The material is plateauing after the 25 minute mark, the callers aren't helping pad out the lack of material. There are some chuckles here and there, "Booth number 1 at the Pelican", eye crimps etc… but all in all it starts fairly strong but ends repetitively.
Harvey sounds great tonight… Great cadence, great stumbling of speech. Great paced out conversation between Phil and Harvey on the setup… great performance.
Harvey gets some cuties off in the phirst phifteen minutes, and it's amusing, but I think this material won't be compelling for callers… This stuff is old news and Harvey isn't saying anything inciting or controversial… which is a shame as this sort of material should naturally make Harvey wanna take dick pics and send them to people.
At the 20 minute mark the lack of material is apparent the bit finally draws a caller, and Harvey gets some good Abraham Lincoln cuties off, makes some soup.
Why can't Harvey fire up the microwave while the caller is on the phone?… this is classic… it's also philler, but at least it's phunny phor a change. Sounds like someone has been reviewing the archives.
The phone beds (when they were on) sounded great. Buds singing in the 3rd hour was great… Margs call in was a nice break from the news..
On the Danger scale : 2 gay thumbs down and 4 gay thumbs up.
what is the big news? If the video cast isn't going up, then tell us when it was on Monday night, so we don't have to comb the entire video vast looking for it
Nope, pouring hot liquids, preferably some sort of broth simmered with a hambone, into one's underwear, metal or otherwise, cures space jungle rot…now how do we know this? Gen Jamison conducted the experiment after he contracted a fungus that NASA sent down through the internet while his genitals were, yes, hooked up to his computer…after pouring the broth into his metal underwear he exclaimed, "…Thank you Jesus…" after he realized he was "cured"…
What's the big news? The videocast is not available yet.
i thought goblin juice was the cure. and phil, MURIATIC acid?
Isn't that the cure for Space Jungle Rot?