General Shaw wept as he talked about putting his mother in a nursing facility. The General chose the place that had the best Sunday ice cream social for the old folks. A place that had the old folks bumping into each other eating ice cream was rejected. The General also talked about the wool jock straps his mother used to knit him.

Later discussions with Larry Grover about the Tea Party had General Shaw so pissed off he traveled to Larry’s house disguised as a pizza delivery man and beat the shit out of him!