Phil talks to his lawyer Harvey Wireman. Phil is furious about Santa Claus selling a letter he wrote to him when he was ten to a tabloid. Phil talks about giant foods and over eating.
Bobbie Dooley is very excited about her upcoming fun vacation to visit Dachau followed by sauerbraten and polka music.
Steve Bosell is sure that his wife is cheating on him because she recently started wearing Capri pants, tight sweaters, and is demonstrating new sexual techniques with him.