Bob Green may have slapped a female employee on the ass but, according to him, that's nothing compared to calling the North Koreans a bunch of "bowl haircuts" for screwing up their missile launch. Bob Green's first wife had a younger brother she could order to do her bidding and it scared hell out of him. Later it's Dr. Jim Sadler who is sympathetic to John Edwards plight. If your wife finds out you are having an affair and she's anything like Bob's first wife, there could be trouble. Bob's wife would "order her idiot younger brother to tamper with my brakes. She could order him out in the middle of the night to seek out and strangle her enemies," warned Bob. With Roy Biskey and Clara Bingham...

Bob Green in hour one said he understood a New Jersey mothers fear that third grade boys dressing in women's clothing for a history project could promote the "gay agenda." Bob requested that Phil remove a picture of Phil's father from his Facebook page because Phil's dad is in it wearing a military dress kilt from World War Two and that sends a "mixed message" and promotes gender confusion. Phil refused and Bob threatened to drop Frazer Foods advertising from the Phil Hendrie Show. In hour two Phil made another one of his "ironclad" predictions (haha) and said there's no way Mitt Romney has Sarah Palin as a running mate. In hour three Bobbie Dooley is excited about a theatrical manager who's agreed to help her son Seth get into the "Kick Ass" sequel. Who cares if he's a 61 year old man that allegedly likes "young ass", Bobbie is sure this is the right move. Idea from Jarryd Castillo.

Middle school teacher Clara Bingham told Phil she is attempting to get a Harrry Potter display taken down in the schools library. "Its and issue of the sepersation of church and state" since the Harry Potter movies teach "black magic." And of course with the issue of school bullying, that's all we need. Some bullies with a knowledge of black magic bothering kids. Clara did however think black magic was involved when she saw this "pudgy white girl with braces having her books carried for her by a beautiful caucasian-Trinidad boy." Bob Green of Frazier Foods admits to Phil his stores were collection points for the US Navy Veterans Association, a charity scam that the Ohio attorney general alleges bilked "100 million dollars" out of the American people over the last 10 years. Bob says he is disgusted but holds "about 200,000 dollars in an account collected for this group." Bob tells Phil he's decided to use that money to buy product from his store to create gift baskets for Vets that people can purchase.  When Phil points out that Bob is buying from himself with money he got for free, Bob responds with "That's a lot of clever talk."