Tonight, Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Fooods, encouraged Phil's listeners to spend their vacation time along the Gulf Coast. It was part of Bob and other business owners campaigning on behalf of business along the Gulf Coast to help bring it back from the devastation of the BP oil disaster. Bob told Phil that, of course, he would be spending his vacation in San Francisco at a new resort part-owned by a friend of his where they have mud baths and 1200 dollar a night suites. But if he were younger and "could take it" Bob would be vacationing on the Gulf Coast too. Dr. Ron Tarner joined Phil advocating something called "baby-speak" in response to what Ron and other scientists consider "the stupid questions the public has been asking about the BP calamity." When Ron and his colleagues give an address or go on a show and they are asked one of these "stupid" questions, they respond by talking like an infant. Tonight, Phil asked Ron when he thought this leak might be capped and Ron answered "Mr. Bobama..he gonna come and make magic and the Dutch too."

Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods talked with Phil about his strong belief in family during these trying times. That's why any woman with a stroller containing more than one kid is not allowed in the store until she ties the kids up to a "colorful hitching post" outside. Mr. Green believes that a woman with lots of kids in a stroller is looking to lure a man in with her helpless and overburdened "act." It happened to him with a girl named Ashley. "I'd rather leave a kid of 6 months home a lone for an hour than risk a half a million in cash because that's what she cost me." We welcomed Bobbie Dooley of the Western Estates Homeowners Association on the program to talk about Facebok. Ms. Dooley's sons Seth and Dylan and her husband Steve appeared in a photo on Seth's Facebook page. In it Seth and Dylan were laughing at a girl seemingly tied up nude on a bed and Steve was grinning at the camera with a beer. "It was a satire for 'Be Funny Or Die,'" said Bobbie. "The girl was supposed to be Rosilyn Carter." Bobbie says she isn't the kind of woman that would approve that kind of thing. "I'm well dressed, I have a large home, I own an Escalade, I'm a great interior decorator. Do I look like the type that thinks its funny to see her husband on Facebook in a jockstrap?"