Friday, December 20, 2002 Show Log by Paul Dintino Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is a high school football coach who thinks it's rude to sit in your car with your blinkers on waiting for someone to come in from a store. He thinks it's fun to screw with people when they do this. Johnny Depp come on to endorse the show (but it's really Phil)...Phil explains the show. Bob Green from yesterday. Hour 2: Phil takes calls from people who are watching the Webcast. Bobbie Dooley from Western Estates Parent/Teacher association is on to talk about “A Christmas Carol.” She finds it to be anti-Semitic. The Bob Heverly show, Bob is filling in and he's drunk. Hour 3: Don Burman from Channel 19 News is having Muhammad replace Santa this year because Muhammad didn't do anything to have people follow him so he needs to do some work. Football picks. Phil takes more calls.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 Hour 1: Phil welcomes Steve Bosell to discuss his latest lawsuit. Steve filed a police report after a driver in a Rolls Royce endangerd Steve and his kids in a near collision. Steve assumes that the driver of the Rolls Royce must be a member of the LA Lakers because the car was two-toned, with tinted windows and spinners. Steve’s wife, April Bosell, got the copy of the police report to find out the driver of the Rolls Royce was an elderly white man. April laughed so hard she said she was going to “shoot out a log.” Steve has now filed suit against his wife and his neighbor, Roy Hutchens, for affliction of emotional distress. Hour 2: Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, talks to Phil about frivolous lawsuits. His deli manager, referred to as Albright, is suing Bob for sexual harassment, after he asked her out for a drink on four occasions. He claims that because Albright’s husband cheated on her with his secretary, that means “she’s in play.” Bob was further influenced to hit on her after Karl Malone allegedly made a pass on Kobe Bryant’s wife, and if Karl Malone can do it, why can’t he? Hour 3: Justin McElroy, a junior at Canyon High School, is protesting the ROTC on campus. He feels that his generation is smarter than previous generations, and they do not need basic training in the military. They get all the training they need playing Halo 2. Show log by Kyle Davis

Monday, January 31, 2005 Hour 1: Bob Green, CEO of Frazier Foods, is on to talk about a train crash that happened as the result of a motorist attempting to suicide. The crash happened near a Costco, and many Costco workers came running out to aid the victims of the crash. Bob is upset by the resulting hours and hours of free publicity Costco received. While Bob wishes that a crash did not actually happen, he would rather it take place next to his store. Hour 2: Steve Bosell joins the program to discuss a lawsuit he filed against his wife. Steve got some etiquette tips from Modern Bride magazine, and his wife April Bosell mentioned this to Steve’s construction crew. One of Steve’s workers, Roy Hutchens, said, “that’s gay ass.” Flashback of Law Talk with Harvey Wireman, where Harvey is so senile, he cannot read a simple news story. Phil talks about hybrid cars. Hour 3: Phil comes under attack from Margaret Gray and David G. Hall over his political opinions. They argue that his support for George Bush and the Iraqi elections is putting him on the outs with Hollywood and ruining his chances of appearing on TV. Craig Hardy hosts the “News Overheard at a Bar” segment. Phil talks about Costco. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Tuesday, February 1, 2005 Hour 1: Billy the Orphan kicks off the program, speaking with Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld about the Iraq war. Phil plays a flashback request: All you can eat Negro! Kyle Holster comes in studio show Phil some yoga moves that will help Phil out with his bad back. Kyle folds Phil’s legs behind his head, and David G. Hall calls in to exclaim how much he enjoys hearing Phil struggle. Bob Bakian reports on the Pope being admitted to the hospital, and makes a Catholic priests molestation joke. David G. Hall orders Bud to shoot Bob’s new chopper out of the sky. PHS presents Scared Straight: Senior Citizen Casino Night. Phil reflects on the Bob Green/Costco bit from the previous night’s show. Hour 2: Herb Sewell, author of Living Guilt Free, calls in to comment on the Michael Jackson trial. Herb says the case against Jackson should be dropped because - some of the crimes he heard about while in Atascadero, and things he himself as done, make the allegations against Jackson sound like chicken (blank). Hour 3: Phil reflects on a movie he saw called Just Melvin. David G. Hall calls in to berate Phil for doing an hour and a half of child molestation material. Hal and Viola check on their way to Laughlin to tell Phil they were peeing themselves during the Herb Sewell segment, this before crashing into Mt. Rushmore. Blaine Baxter hosts Wondering Eye Poetry. Show log by Kyle Davis.