Wednesday, May 28, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley demands that studios lighten Morgan Freeman's complexion to make him more white in a blockbuster movie where he plays God. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is teaching young girs how to binge and purge to prepare for the Summertacular fashion show. She knocked chocolate cake out of her daughter's hands with a rake. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police's Panty Squad wants to check to make sure women are wearing underwear. Certain women might be scaring kids.

Friday, August 2, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley formed an organization “Enough Is Enough” discouraging media coverage of child abductions. Hour 2: Phil & Bud host a fashion show to benefit the people of Palestine. Hour 3: Paul Tubby Lane says NASCAR speeds are too fast. Paul is promoting a slower, quieter NASCAR experience.

Wednesday, August 21, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley was in San Diego to see the Van Damme trial, and is upset at the bailiff because she couldn't swipe an evidence photo as a souvenir, and because they weren't allowed to eat food in the courtroom. Hour 3: Father James McQuarters comments on the couple that had sex in St Patrick's Cathedral as part of an Opie & Anthony radio stunt. He says turning the house of God into a whorehouse is much worse than the molestation scandal and taking a wee peek. A priest starts playing organ music in the background as they are celebrating the molestation scandal being off the front page.

Thursday, August 22, 2002 Hour 1: Jay Santos is going door to door asking men over 35 years of age questions to make sure they aren't kid-killing freaks. Hour 2: VARIETY. At 14m Bobbie Dooley goes into a church hearing the organ music celebration from the Father James McQuarters bit on 2002-08-21c. Hour 3: Chris Norton wants to make a porn movie at New York City ground zero called "Nine Or Eleven, Take Your Pick, Let The Healing Begin". Actors include Tad Pole, Raymond Bone, Rick Stretch, Woody Woodlovepecker, and Bobby Balls.

Tuesday, August 27, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is doing "Princess Diana: My Heart Will Go On", a one-woman show, for various middle schools. It shows Diana with a steering wheel coming out of her chest. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about skimpy wear in beach volleyball, watching tennis players underskirts as a kid. Bud Dickman's Brain Teasers. SECOND HALF. Phil wonders about killers mental diseases. Flashback of 2002-08-26c. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.