Chris Norton offered to marry his friends sister to help her get her citizenship, but will be expecting sex in return.(0:08:59)

Chris Norton gives an erotic, exotic, massage experience by entering in the natural state of naked.(0:28:12)

Aspiring adult film director Chris Norton joins the program to talk about Fredrick's of Hollywood filing chapter 11.(0:28:48)

Chris Norton is a telemarketer for a pharmaceutical company who has trouble when it comes to talking to female customers on the phone in an appropriate manner.(0:20:14)

After proposing to his girlfriend live on the air, Chris Norton asks her to call her father and tell him not to cancel his tee time in Palos Verdes. from KFI.(0:25:47)

Chris Norton collects dead celebrities memorabilia, which includes a lock of Kurt Cobain's hair and one of Sonny Bono's skis. from KFI January 1998.(0:49:40)

Chris Norton joins the program to announce that he plans to marry Roseanne Arnold's daughter.(0:35:58)

Chris Norton calls the show for help with a moral dilemma: he wants to attend Thanksgiving dinner with his girls family, but he doesn't want her to get the wrong idea! from November 1999.(0:16:14)

Chris Norton believes Shania Twain is the hottest woman in music right now. Nice breasts, beautiful face...very, very hot lookin'. Nevermind her talent, of course.(0:23:00)

Chris Norton, telemarketer by week, and beach safety patrol by weekend joins the program to discuss how he helps fix the bathing suits of women who have fallen asleep on the beach. from August 2003.(0:34:05)