.......swam a couple of laps at this club I belong too. Anyway, in the gym, who do I run into? You got it, Chris Norton. He let his hair grow into this mid-neck Dutch boy number. He was wearing this wife-beater with baggies. He had some guns on him although I remarked I could still beat his ass.. He quipped "Ya, okay ol' man, you beat azz, I tass it." I said, "I think I know what you mean by 'azz' but I don't know what 'tass' is." He goes, "Tass, you know, tass it?" I finally got a clue. "You mean 'tax' it?" He says "Thas' what I said, tass it. Don't you hear too good?" I'm like "Norton, you're one speech-impediment mother fucker, you know that." He didn't hear me though. He'd gotten up and gone over to the juice bar were the new female trainer was standing. Later, I saw Chris' 5-speed, silver Camaro peel out with her sitting shotgun.

It was a madhouse on the show tonight with Bobbie and Steve Dooley claiming they need foodstamps with the US credit rating tanking and the probability of a double-dip recession. But that wasn't what really bothered Bobbie. It was Steve trying to get control of the phone from her. Margaret Grey was put out by news that colonics are bad for ones health, not good, as Margaret and her friends Lee Majors and William Shatner believe. Frank, for his part, doesn't want any of these colonic people "within 500 feet of me. I don't want them anywhere near me even though I love my wife Margaret. He's great." Dr. Jim Sadler and Chris Norton came on the show....Sadler "soaking in a tub" and Norton at the dance club "One Foot" in Redondo Beach...to give their individual takes on feral donkeys being transported from Hawaii and sterilized. Chris is against it because if word gets out donkeys are being sterilized then every adult star that ever used the word "donkey" in their name....guys like 'The Donkey Express" and "Donk Don"... will be discredited and laughed at.