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It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

It’s Elcott……the Next Step!… Dr. Ed Elcott brings on special guests Beans Halberstam and Bobbie and Steve Dooley. The Overlords are not happy.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Remote live at Jim Seal's Auto Farm in Barstow. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about remote kits, flying experiences. Bush living in Texas. Hour 2: Margaret Gray says women leave their kids in hot cars because they're overworked during the day and they want to get away from screaming kids. Phil closes talking about show the show runs, how many callers they put on the air, and they need just 3600 dumbbells a year to make it work. Hour 3: Chris Norton (at 05m after a BSP archive promotion) says he is the ideal human specimen to clone for stem cell research, and that he has godly powers over any clones produced. Phil closes mentioning the website poll, does a flashback of 2001-08-03 hour one.
RC Collins kicked off the show tonight to talk about boy bands. He thinks that they are the hottest thing with boys age 13-18. The harder bands got nothin' on the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, etc. Bud Dickman and David G. Hall closed out the first hour to get Phil's take on the news. Bud plays the "Snore-o-meter" which is cricket sound effects. Chris Norton joined us in the second hour to tell the audience that he's taking out ads that offer a date with Chris for Chandra Levy if she comes out of hiding. He wants to take her to the Olive Garden and Applebees, and then have some great sex. Steve Bosell closed the show with a single call from a non-fan.
Chris Norton kicked off the show tonight to tell us his secret of getting out of speeding tickets. Chris says that he intimidates cops with his '86 IROC and tattoos. Cops target him because his car is faster and he has chicks giving him head. In the second hour Phil went on a rant about going on the Disney Cruise, Orlando, and the Caribbean. Roland Schwinn joined us in the third hour. He says that parents are killing kids in the summertime because they are jealous of success, or if they fail, they feel like being taken for a ride. In summer kids are home in the parents' faces for three months.
Chris Norton kicked off the show tonight o tell guys that they need to play hard to get with women. They've gotta stop trying to hard. Chris puked on the table during a date, busted ass while making out, and called phone sex hotlines with her phone and she loved him for it! Phil then went on a rant about Fear Factor. Bud said that he fears putting his nose up Rush Limbaugh's butt crack. Harvey came on to say that he saw Phil's N.Y. Times article and now he's peeing blood. And then Phil ranted about sponsors on the show vs freedom of speech. Dr. Alvin Kooper wrapped up the second hour with "Mental Health on Parade". Eric Clapton had a baby and will probably write another ballad. Bobbie came on in the third hour to say that condom ads are bad because condoms are gross. Bobbie teaches the "pull out" method of birth control. She forbids her sons from using condoms.
Phil took Friday off for "Pearl Harbor" movie day. The first hour featured Jay Santos from April 27, 2001; the "siphoning gas" bit. The second hour featured Jeff Dowder from April 23, 2001. The third hour featured Chris Norton from May 3, 2001.
Doug Dannger kicked off the show to say that gay athletes should stay in the closet so they don't cause straight guys to go into slumps because they're worried that gay guys are lookin' at their butts. RC Collins then came on the show to give his pre-Sopranos report. Phil then took calls from listeners for the rest of the hour to talk tabout the Sopranos. Chris Norton started the final hour. He said that you should dress nice because then you can treat a date pretty much anyway you want. Like callin' her a bitch. Bud Dickman wrapped up the show with his Weekly Top 10.
Doug Dannger started the show to suggest taht Tina will win survivor tonight. Why? Beacuse his "gayity" sense tells him so. Chris Norton joined in the second hour to discuss the Tom Cruise gay rumors. Chris thinks that they were started by rejected ugly chicks. The same thing happens to him all the time... Phil then went on a rant about Montreal: the most photogenic city in America. Phil wrapped up the show by taking calls from the listeners.
Chris Norton kicked off the show with his "Blast of Love" bit. He wants to screw 168 women to commemorate the victims of the Oklahoma City bombing. Phil closed the first hour with a rant about kids imitating porno music, and Kevin Malone being fired by the Dodgers. Colleen Kristen Brewster joined the show in the second hour to give her "spotlight on China". She's selling seminars that teach about China. But she showly reveals that she knows nothing about China. Phil then explains the show using characters: Harvey, Lloyd, Margaret, and Ted. He tells about the National Zoo calling police about Lloyd's panda bit. Larry Grover wrapped up the show to discuss his recent breakup with his fiance. He had to do it because his mommy didn't like her. He wants the ring back, but will trade it if she sleeps with him one more time.
Phil took the 13th off for Good Friday. Hour one featured 2/28/01 hour 1, Jim Saddler and "Sandler's Ass Wraps". Hour two featured 3/13/01 hour 1, Raj vs Jeff Dowder debate. Hour three featured 3/01/01 hour 3, Chris Norton's "uncircumcised" bit.
Brad Riffkin, author of "Falling Out of Favor: The Patsy Ramsey Story", joined us in the first hour. He thinks Patsy killed Jon Benet to re-gain favor with her book club. The second hour featured Austin Amarca. He thinks that Tim McVeigh was just playing a practical joke. In Saudi Aradia they used to throw flaming camel dung bombs. This was something like that... Chris Norton started the third hour to discuss his "sessy" phone sales technique. He makes women feel at ease and relax by saying things like, "How ya doin?" "Are you married?" Phil then went into a rant about the chick artist who stole the Chris Norton "No Bush Day" idea, and has women mail pubic hair to her. Bob Bakian wrapped things up with reports of spontaneous celebrations that Rosie O Donnel is definitely ending her show in 2002.
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